How many BushBots does it take to screw in a light bulb?

involving screwing around with electricity?

1 to arange for some poor kid to screw in the Light buLb.

1 to offer confLicting reasons for why the Light buLb needs to be changed.

96 to scream, drooL, and bLeed from their ears about how anyone who questions whether the Light buLb needed to be changed in the first pLace is undermining the moraLe of the poor kid changing the Light buLb.

1 to change the bulb,
50 - to discuss "aborton",
50 - to discuss "gay rights",
50 - to call for tax cuts,
150 - to make a case for GWOT

stick their finger in to socket beforehand to see if the power is on then "stay the course"

1 to actually screw in the bulb.
13 to blame Clinton's penis for the high price of bulbs.
27 to accuse Dems of playing the "blame game" for pointing out the bulb was actually burned out.
16 to claim that Joe Wilson actually fried the bulb.
23 to state that if the cursed Dems would allow drilling in ANWR, we could reduce our dependence on foreigh bulbs.
28 to vote for a resolution allowing * to invade Kissmyassistan because they are attempting to develop light bulbs of mass destruction.

sorry :yoiks:

Never ends up happening.

Their very existence is predicated on keeping us all in the dark.

"Every man that doeth evil hateth the light"...

So they will keep yelling that, instead of changing the dim bulb that they installed for their watch.

when he left, and they had a party and stomped on all of them and broke them and he should have known they were going to do that and should have stashed 5 more cases in a better hiding place.

Why do you hate America?

to go away.

K & R

:rofl:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?

Answer: TEN...

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was literally "in the dark" the whole time.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb-changing policy all along.

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually managed to change the light bulb.