Bush has my vote for President

I just wanted to let you all know that Bush finally has my vote for president. He has convinced me of his prowess as a leader. I am switching sides in this great debate. Now that his approval ratings are at their lowest I can finally say that I support the guy.

Somebody has to, right? I think we have just been misusing his talents, that's all. He's just a little misunderstood. You see, good people, he is a man of God who consults with his "higher authority" at will. He keeps a positive outlook in all things, even when the shit that hit the fan has now been splattered across his face. He has fundamental values that usurp any notion of "common sense". He is doggedly attached to his previous decisions and doesn't sway in the face of adversity - or even flinch in the face of reality.

It is for these, and many other, reasons that George W. Bush finally has my vote for president ............ of Iraq!!!!!! They will be voting soon, right? They like fundamentalist leaders who believe in the fundamental principles of torture and discrimination against those infidels that threaten marriage - the gays! They don't like taxes. Neither does he!!!! They can't find their way out of the desert. Neither can he!!! Hell, he keeps talking about what a great country he has made it, and that was working from the OUTSIDE! Imagine what his intellectual genius could do with the country if he was working from the INSIDE??? According to him they love him and he knows the only true path to a free "Eee-Rock", so it seems like a perfect fit!!! So Bush has my vote. I vote for George W. Bush in 2006!!!! Sure, we will have to find a replacement here at home but I, as a responsible and caring American, am willing to fight through the hardship of finding a new president and vice president (since Cheney would surely have a massive heart attack and they don't have enough makeup to keep him in front of the cameras for more than 10 minutes Did I say makeup? I meant formaldehyde. I love my country enough to make that sacrifice. Who's with me?!?!?!?!?!?!

Let's get the word out, okay. Dubya for President --- of Iraq!!! How much do you think it would cost to make bumper stickers like that?

Hey, his campaign slogans could read like this:

1. That Saddam guy wasn't HALF the fundamentalist I am.
2. I hate "fags" too.
3. I am already familiar with y'all's oil fields - really familiar.
4. C'mon. Who's done more damage to America than me?
5. Taxes? We don't need no stinking taxes.
6. Did I mention I'm REALLY good at clearing brush?
7. God spoke through a burning bush, why not a Georgie Bush?
8. I can't speak English that much good either.
9. I'll appoint you to a job even if you can't do it. Hell, it worked for me!
10. I made "Eee-Rock" the wonderful place it is today!!!
11. I already bought me one of them there "towel head" thingies.
12. Cuz freedom's on the march!!!

Okay, guys. Spread the word. Let's lend Georgie Boy our support in this election. They need his "unique" qualifications over there in Iraq. More importantly, we need him to get the hell out of HERE!!! God bless and good luck.

Eddie Torres
etorres11@satx.rr.com

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I would vote for you in a heartbeat if you are running for author of the year.This is a great post.Thanks I needed the laugh.

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I would suggest president of the Uruguay dog kennel club.

to make bumper stickers like that?"

Check with Cafe Press, they'll do it.


Keep us informed, I'll buy one!

And film it!

of their exhorbitant profits.