scoop of the week! better than woodie!

madrchsod

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Wed Nov-16-05 01:07 PM
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scoop of the week! better than woodie!

this was released on nov 14 ..shocking story no one wants to touch!
http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61714?printer=1
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what i don`t understand is that i saw this last week and i haven`t seen anyone mention this......doesn`t anyone stand in a grocery store line?

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goclark

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Wed Nov-16-05 01:10 PM
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1. I read something about this

IMO, the entire WH is the BIG HOUSE, they are just not dressed in b/w stripes.

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waiting for hope

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Wed Nov-16-05 01:14 PM
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2. With headlines like these...

Edited on Wed Nov-16-05 01:15 PM by waiting for hope

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
MOST people have been abducted by aliens, say some UFO experts -- so odds are you're one of them.

ALIEN BIBLE TRANSLATED!
Extraterrestrials follow the teachings of Oprah Winfrey

WORLD-SHAKING DISCOVERY... UFO FOUND ON BEACH AFTER KILLER TSUNAMI
An astounding discovery of cosmic proportions has been made in the wake of the horrific Asian tsunami that has killed more than 150,000 men, women and children.

HARVARD PROF. CONFIRMS ABDUCTIONS ARE REAL!
Dr. John Mack's studies prove that abductions are real.

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
Here, from government experts, are 10 warning signs that the prostitute you've picked up is a sinister space babe.....

ALIENS CLAIM JACKO IS THEIR SON
AN ALIEN couple, who claim to be Michael Jackson's real parents are suing Earth for full custody of him, says a man who claims to be an attorney for the ETs....

How many people are going to take the above seriously? :wtf:

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madrchsod

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Wed Nov-16-05 02:23 PM
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6. it`s a joke

sometimes things around here need to be lightened up...

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Patsy Stone

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Wed Nov-16-05 01:14 PM
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3. I picked it up in the grocery line

I love the WWN. :)

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belle

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Wed Nov-16-05 01:58 PM
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5. My favorite headline ever: "Mini-Mermaid Found in Tuna Sandwich"

"I asked for extra mayo and got THIS"

Best of all, this was during the dark weeks right after 9/11. Every other rag all across the legitimacy continuum printing bioterror this and suitcase nukes that. God bless the WWN.

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Patsy Stone

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Wed Nov-16-05 02:25 PM
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7. Saddam & Osama's Gay Wedding

http://www.nerdgrrl.org/gallery/saddamosama

Please: Check out the "guests": http://www.nerdgrrl.org/gallery/saddamosama/so6

And where they went on their honeymoon: http://www.nerdgrrl.org/gallery/saddamosama/so5

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longship

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Wed Nov-16-05 01:18 PM
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4. WWN is a wonderful newspaper.

I read it all the time. Great stuff. Right up there with "The Onion"

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leftchick

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Wed Nov-16-05 02:27 PM
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8. The ONLY Way I want to see Karl...

Arrest Ring! :rofl:

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