Who wants to help me re-write history?

I mean it. . .let's re-write history.

I'll being.

"The New Deal lead to the Great Depression. Hoover's sound economic policy of Prosperity is Right Around the Corner got us through Roosevelt's Depression."

"Grant's skillful administrative policies enabled Reconstruction to exist where blacks and whites could live together. The blacks wanted Jim Crow laws, against the better judgement of white southerners."

"George Wallace was a great orator for segregation. Imagine the problems we wouldn't have if he was elected in 1964." <Trent, is that you?>

Please. let's keep this going. We can forward this to Chimpy McCokespoon on rewriting history for the Republican narrow mind.

"Despite the wishes of flag-waving hippies, the U.S. government's plans for immidietely withdrawl from Vietnam proceeded without incident."

Katherine Harris was unable to get to the polls and GORE WINS BY A LANDSLIDE!

... containing millions of signatures, decried his departure from office, Richard M. Nixon reluctantly withdrew his resignation and went on to complete his second term as President."

"After a bloody six-year war with France, the United States finally won the lands known as 'Louisiana'."

"In honour of his contribution to the country, over six thousand US schools bear the name 'Benedict Arnold High School'."

Hey, this is way too much fun!

"The old Democrat Party ceased to exist on November 10th, 1962, when Kennedy's bullying of the Soviet Union finally forced Premier Nikita Khruschev's hand. Officially, only 178 nuclear weapons were detonated over American targets, but authoritative unofficial counts, including seismic data, place the number as high as 450.

"The Americans, lacking the ability to launch a coordinated counterattack, managed to hit eleven targets in the USSR before its federal government was acknowleged to be lost. President Kennedy was eventually found hiding in Country Cork, Ireland, the following February. He was the only American official known to have survived the nuclear bombardment.

"Seventy million Americans and some ten million others died in that blitz attack. After the Treaty of Havana was signed by Khrushchev and the new American premier Richard Nixon on May 24th, 1963, President John F. Kennedy was handed over to the People's Commission for International Justice in Prague and the Democrat Party was banned in the newly-named United Soviets of America. His execution on April 4, 1968, closed this most terrible chapter of American history."

America And The Socialist Dream: A People's History 1921-1981, Noviy Amerikanskiy Izdatyelstvo (The New American Press), Bushgrad, NY, 1990.

--p!