Hmmm, what should I send the White House this Xmas?

KansDem

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:47 PM
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Hmmm, what should I send the White House this Xmas?

Still racking your brain for a gift idea for the White House this year? Why not send the President and his advisors...

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0028643259.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Amazon

Just the thing for the President who has everything (except empathy, conscience, morals, and wisdom).

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Jacobin

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:50 PM
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1. A folded up "U-Haul" box for them to pack their things in

would be a nice thought.

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soothsayer

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:50 PM
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2. I was thinking something in a cat o'nine tails. Or thumbscrews,

since they love torture so much.

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LisaM

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:50 PM
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3. A Christmas card addressed to President Kerry?

Why not?

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NanceGreggs

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:55 PM
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5. That idea is too cool for school!

I'm sending one! Imagine how pissed-off they'd be if they got millions of 'em!

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Kierkegaard

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:54 PM
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4. Save yourself some money and just send them this link:

http://www.i-resign.com/uk/resigning/how-to-resign.asp

As a matter of fact, we should ALL send that link to every supporter of the Punk party that we can dig up. O'Really, Fat's Limbaugh, Snotty, Mann Coalchute, the whole bunch of 'em!

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TheDebbieDee

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Wed Nov-16-05 04:58 PM
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6. Pretzels, pretzels and more pretzels!

Pretzels for EVERYONE!

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TheCowsCameHome

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Wed Nov-16-05 05:02 PM
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7. "A guide to moving out of town" would be timely.

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Historic NY

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Wed Nov-16-05 05:15 PM
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8. Bureau of Prisons unauthorized survival guide...........

http://www.bureauofprisons.com/

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AnnieBW

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Wed Nov-16-05 05:27 PM
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9. Orange Jumpsuits

Including two size XXLs - one for KKKarl and one for Big Dick. :D

Thow in some soap-on-a-rope, too. ;)

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undergroundpanther

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Wed Nov-16-05 06:11 PM
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10. Send them THIS!

http://www.dogdoo.com/Default.asp

Bwahahaha!

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