If Martha Stewart married John Murtha,

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:23 PM
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If Martha Stewart married John Murtha,

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:24 PM
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1. oh you just knew a thread like this was coming

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GreenInNC

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:25 PM
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2. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra

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Demoiselle

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:27 PM
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4. Oldies: If Rhonda Fleming married Henry Fonda and then bought a

Japanese car...that car would be known as....

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:38 PM
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9. former city council member

Betty Chafin married Dennis Rash and became Betty Chafin Rash. Don't believe me? Look about halfway down the page: http://www.tpl.org/tier3_cd.cfm?content_item_id=11743&folder_id=589

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:27 PM
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3. Admit it -

he'd be Jon Stewart .............

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:56 PM
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11. brilliant

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Bluebear

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:29 PM
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5. If Goldie Hawn married Roger Kahn

First of all she wouldn't as he is GOP, but she would be Goldie Hawn-Kahn.

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:32 PM
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6. OK, I'll add one from years ago...

If Tuesday Weld married Hal March's son, she'd be.....

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Thu Nov-17-05 11:33 PM
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12. Tuesday March the 2nd

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Carla in Ca

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Fri Nov-18-05 01:21 AM
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13. LOL...I don't know why I still

remember that one. I think it was on Laugh-In or something. I guess the bad news is it shows my age but the good news is that I remembered it!:-)

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:33 PM
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7. If Fonda Peters married George Bush

She would be Fonda Bush.

But she won't. Peter Fonda sued her (former porn star) many years ago, and forced her to give up her sobriquet.

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:35 PM
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8. Martha Murtha!

Say that three times fast. Heh.

Tammy

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Thu Nov-17-05 09:55 PM
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10. If Meg Ryan married Sasha Foo (TV reporter) then married Robert Young,

she'd be Meg Foo Young

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