Zarqawi killed! no wait--he's ALIVE! no wait--he's dead...i think...

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20051121/IRAQ21/TPInternational/Americas

this is just getting silly

like Saddam used to have. A third cousin perhaps? I agree, this "Zarqawi thing" is getting a little ridiculous. Like if they take this guy out (if he actually exists) it's going to stop all of the bloodshed in it's tracks. :eyes:

The terrorists have perfected CLONING -- it's the attack of the CLONES!!!

like hot potatoes. It is beyond silly but since I'm not sure he ever existed, it's plain boring.

7867545342312342909898767564 lives and counting.

And we thought it was only cowards, AWOLs and draft dodgers, that die a thousand deaths.

No wonder we can't win...the Islam-a-borgs can't be killed!

Faster than a speeding mushroom cloud, able to leap to tall conclusions in a single bound, more powerful than the PNAC or the Office of "SPECIAL" Planning...

Better ring Niger and order up some KKKriptonite ASAP!

Holy Headless Homophobe Batman...the Axis Of EVIL is approaching the city...close all watertight doors...Dive, Dive, Dive! * AOOOOOGA....AOOOOOOGGGGAAAAA!

Edit...I think Bush has been smoking the Zarqawi Wowie again!

Rove is the sickest human being that ever lived!:nuke:

Tomorrow he will respond with a multi-head-chop threat.

You don't F with a man who can dematerialize and chop heads while playing cards.

Let’s see…

Lost a leg in 2002 (but US later changed their tune)
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/FJ15Ak02.html

Killed in March 2004
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A29777-2004Mar4.html

Came back to life to personally behead Nick Berg (post-Abu Ghraib photo release)
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1136076/posts
(interesting as no one in that video appeared to be handicapped - Zarqawi had one leg amputated)
http://wais.stanford.edu/Individuals/nickberg.htm

Killed again in Oct. 2004
http://www.indiadaily.com/editorial/10-17a-04.asp

Seriously injured or killed in May 2005
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/10500
http://www.adnki.com/index_2Level.php?cat=Terrorism&loid=8.0.165740392&par=0

Zarqawi shot in chest/lung in May 2005
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/4579885.stm

Killed and body in Falluja cemetery in June 2005
http://www.adnki.com/index_2Level.php?cat=Terrorism&loid=8.0.173437230&par=0

And now killed again in Nov. 2005

Baghdad imam says Zarqawi killed at beginning of US invasion
http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exeres/73570F02-EA07-492F-9E04-C080950DF180.htm

Backed up by this March 2004 article
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4446084/

Here’s his latest picture (he’s on the right)
http://members.optushome.com.au.nyud.net:8090/hark/bknight3.jpg

I used to think - heck, maybe I still do - that Osama Bin Laden was on ice somewhere waiting to be pulled out of a magician's hat when a great victory was needed to save the day. Then months went by with no mention of his name.

Remember how poor Jessica Lynch was used? the Saddam statue stunt?

Catzawi seems to be a regular player in the ongoing insanity.

Thanks for the compilation.

He can't be dead. We need someone to continue to demonize so that we can continue this war and not get our troops home.

I guess he won't join the long list of Osama bin Laden No. 2s we've captured or killed.

Mopaul graphic can't be all bad, can it? :evilgrin:

Some Evidence Suggests Saddam Dead: Bush
Last updated at: (Beijing Time) Friday, April 25, 2003
http://english.people.com.cn/200304/25/eng20030425_115783.shtml
US President Bush said in a television interview Thursday that there is some evidence suggesting Saddam Hussein is either dead or "at the very minimum was severely wounded." Bush also said US troops would remain in Iraq "as long as necessary."

DNA tests after missiles strike 'Saddam convoy'
Sunday June 22, 2003
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/iraq/story/0,12239,982710,00.html
American specialists were carrying out DNA tests last night on human remains believed by US military sources to be those of Saddam Hussein and one of his sons, The Observer can reveal.

Officials suspect Saddam was killed in bombing
Posted 4/10/2003
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2003-04-10-saddam-usat_x.htm
WASHINGTON — U.S. intelligence has no clear information on Saddam Hussein's whereabouts, but the betting in the Pentagon's executive offices is that the Iraqi dictator lies dead under a pile of rubble in Baghdad, according to defense and intelligence officials.

But the theory given most credence is that Saddam died in Monday's bomber attack on a home near a Baghdad restaurant.
"The official take from the Pentagon is that Saddam is 'unfound,' " a senior defense intelligence official said on condition of anonymity. "Most along the E-Ring (the Pentagon's outermost hallway and executive suite) think he's under the rubble."
A Defense Department intelligence official said an abrupt end to an electronic intelligence intercept of Iraqi leadership conversations indicated that Saddam and his sons were at the site at the time of the bombing.
"The signal died when the bombs hit," the official said.

Saddam Captured 'Like a Rat' in Raid
Sunday, December 14, 2003
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,105706,00.html

Saddam Hussein arrested in Iraq
Sunday, 14 December, 2003, 17:04 GMT
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3317429.stm
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Pentagon: 'Chemical Ali' Killed in Attack
Tuesday, April 8, 2003
http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2003/4/7/204930.shtml

WASHINGTON -- The Pentagon believes "Chemical Ali," Saddam Hussein's cousin who ordered a chemical attack on Kurds in northern Iraq in 1988, is dead, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld confirmed Monday.

'Chemical Ali' reported dead
Monday, 7 April, 2003
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2925375.stm


Officials: Body of 'Chemical Ali' Found in Basra
Monday, April 07, 2003
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83383,00.html


'Chemical Ali' Captured in Iraq
Thursday, August 21, 2003
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95314,00.html


'Chemical Ali' in U.S. custody
Thursday, August 21, 2003
http://edition.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/08/21/sprj.irq.chemical.ali/
DOHA, Qatar (CNN) -- Ali Hassan al-Majid, the Iraqi general known as "Chemical Ali," is in U.S. custody, military officials tell CNN.