Nero Had His Fiddle

And the idiot son of a piss-poor President has his bicycle.

What is it with and that god damned bicycle of his? There he was in China, maybe the oldest and most refined outpost of civilization on earth, and all that stupid son of a bitch wants to do is ride that god damned bicycle. Is it any wonder that he will have come home from his Asian trip without a single accomplishment? How can any world leader talk to the asswipe when they have to know that all he thinks about is riding that god damned bicycle.

Don't get me wrong. I think bicycling is a fine passtime. I think every kid ought to have a bicycle.

David Feldman is the host of a show on Public Radio. The show has a regular segment which begins by David asking a memeber of the audience why they want to be chosen to participate in the segment. Clever answers are given. Immagine asking Bush why he wants to be President. His honest reply would go something like "so I can fly arund and ride my god damned bicycle with world-renowned racers and olympic teams."

Is there no problem in the world not of his own creation worth is attention in his own eyes?

How did it come to this?

Nixon, that corrupt nutbag, is looking sane and statesmanlike compared to Bush these days.

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties all year!
Fat bottomed girls
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

(Queen, in case it wasn't obvious)

And so verrry appropriate!!! Thanks!

has ever inspired so many with such deep contempt for him, I think.
The bicycle is a symbol, I think, of his indifference to all the suffering his evil reign has caused. It really is like Nero's fiddle, good analogy.

and considering the mess he's made of the world, maybe feeling he can at least do this little bitty thing well gives him some badly-needed stroles mentally.

but I think all the wheels have had high speed blow-outs on his miscarrage...over in Iraq!