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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:34 PM
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What kind of Dick, don't have no balls at all?


FIVE DEFERMENTS = no balls at all.
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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:39 PM
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1. oh he's got balls. to get 5 deferrments it takes very very big
ones.
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Crankie Avalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:42 PM
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2. That's half of it...
Edited on Mon Nov-21-05 01:42 PM by Crankie Avalon
...to get five deferments and then go around decades later calling combat vets cowards, THAT takes balls.
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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:46 PM
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4. elephant balls. n/t
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:57 PM
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7. I guess when he begged the draftboard for 5 deferments, he...
didn't "SUPPORT THE TROOPS" like he does now...
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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:20 PM
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10. it's very easy to support the troups when it's not your ass over
there.
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koopie57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:45 PM
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3. he has got the balls
it's the brains he missing.
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:46 PM
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5. And to compound his pain
his daughter gets more pussy then he does.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 01:54 PM
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6. ROTFLMAO!
Thanks I needed that!
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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:18 PM
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9. yes. me too. thanks for the laugh.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 03:44 PM
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11. I've been thinking about what you said about P?SSY.
I guess a drippy dick like that, don't need to get any, because he already is one!

I mean it takes a real P?ss, to beg and crawl enough to get FIVE DEFERMENTS! I was ashamed to ask for even one deferment, so I didn't! I guess Dick's expertise on backbones, comes from a lifetime without one.

Even Miss Jane Schmidt is ready and waiting to go to Iraq along with General BuBp and kick the living Schmidt outta'/LIBERATE, the people in Iraq that have all those rose petals and good wishes to throw.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 02:17 PM
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8. A neutered one
:rofl::evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 09:11 AM
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12. I remember how Dick, Rush, Jerry, Shawn, O'Really and the...
GOP, "supported" Bill Clinton when my brother-in-law was in Kosovo getting his ass shot at every day!

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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 09:12 AM
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13. best. subject line. ever.
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mopaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:16 AM
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14. balls kick
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 10:40 AM
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15. See Dick ...See Dick Lie...Lie Dick Lie...Dick Lies Fast!
Edited on Tue Nov-22-05 10:42 AM by Hubert Flottz
A swift kick for a sore Dick! Just because Dick has a head don't mean he has a brain!

I just saw the "Bovine of the Year" winner on CNN, her name is Mia Supe.

She(Miz. Supe,)thinks that what congresswoman Schmidt said about Mr Murtha, in the U S House last Friday, was 100% correct! Mia Supe has about three or four fewer brain cells than a day old cow! If Bush/Cheney hadn't SUPEd up the intel(lied like dogs)there wouldn't be a war in Iraq!
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