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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 05:52 PM
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Does Dick Cheney always look like he has constipation?
He always seems to look like he is trying to take a crap and just can't do it.

Yes this is a tasteless comment, but we are dealing with a tasteless man.
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 05:54 PM
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1. Dick Cheney IS Constipation
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 05:54 PM
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2. The man hasn't had a good poop
in years

(hey.. you crossed the line.. i just followed you here hahahahha)
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 05:55 PM
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3. That's because
he really is full of it
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LaPera Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 05:55 PM
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4. Worse...it looks like he just suck the shit though his teeth...
Edited on Mon Nov-21-05 05:57 PM by LaPera
Now that's tasteless!!!:evilgrin:
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jbnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 05:59 PM
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6. And he enjoyed it
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kurth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 05:59 PM
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5. He looks like an evil corporate CEO
which he is. Arrogant, cruel, secretive, hypocritical, obnoxious. The CEO every employee loves to hate.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:13 PM
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7. So THAT'S what 'gravitas' means.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:18 PM
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8. He ain't constipated....
it's just being attached to his damn colostomy bag that's a drag...
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:22 PM
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9. That's not fair. It's obvious he has a bowel movement ...
... every time he clears his throat.
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:24 PM
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10. The stuck hamster is more active during daytime hours, that's all...
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catmother Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:27 PM
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11. i just got home and reading your comment has me laughing my
ass off. maybe he has painful hemorrhoids too.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:28 PM
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12. Actually, no. Sometimes he looks like he's about to die of apoplexy.
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rniel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:30 PM
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13. I always thought Rumsfeld did
Looks like he's impatient and really needs to take a crap and can't wait till everyone's done with him so he can go drop a huge load.
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Zen Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-21-05 06:36 PM
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14. He always looks like he has a load in his pants.
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