CIA email via Snopes (I never get the good viruses, no one loves me)

I counted at least 7 topics today on this so in case anyone is gullible enough to believe the CIA would email them, here is Snopes take:

Like the earlier Sober.C mass-mailing worm which hit in 2003, this latest version (Sober.X) employs phony warning messages supposedly sent by law enforcement agencies which claim to be tracking illegal Internet activity. In this case, the messages purport to come from a "Steve Allison," an investigator with either the FBI or the CIA, and state that the recipient has visited "more than 30 illegal Websites," presenting him with a "list of questions" he must answer. The whole thing is, of course, a fiction inteded to lure the reader into opening the attached .ZIP file so that the worm can spread to his PC.

Sober.X e-mails are sent out with a variety of subject lines:

* hi, ive a new mail address
* Mail delivery failed
* Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie
* Registration Confirmation
* smtp mail failed
* You visit illegal websites
* Your IP was logged
* Your Password

The FBI has placed an alert about these messages on their web site:
The FBI today warned the public to avoid falling victim to an on-going mass e-mail scheme wherein computer users received unsolicited e-mails purportedly sent by the FBI. These scam e-mails tell the recipients that their Internet use has been monitored by the FBI and that they have accessed illegal web sites. The e-mails then direct recipients to open an attachment and answer questions.

The e-mail appears to be sent from the e-mail addresses of mail@fbi.gov and admin@fbi.gov. There may be other similarly styled addresses. The recipient is enticed to open the zip attachment which contains a w32/sober.jen@mm worm. The attachment does not open and its goal is to utilize the recipient's computer to garner information. Secondly, the virus allows the e-mail to be forwarded to all those listed in the recipient's address book.
Only Microsoft Windows platforms are vulnerable to Sober.X.

Symantec offers removal instructions and updated virus definitions to help combat Sober.X.

http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/soberx.asp

And he inquired about what the hell an "illegal website" was.

Two were the "ive got a new email" subject, and came from what would appear to be legitimate actual people...and one came from fbi.gov

Of course, immediately suspicious, I checked the FBI's page and found the warning, so I knew the whole thing was bogus, and never opened the email.

WHY the fuck are some people such assholes that they want to destroy your computer, when they don't even KNOW you, by sending fucking viruses?

Jesus Christ, I am unemployed, cannot afford to replace my computer, and it is a vital tool for me to continue to look for work...and some motherfucker wants to ruin my computer!! WHY?!?!!?

We oughta take all these motherfucking hackers and hang their asses up by their fucking private parts!!