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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:47 PM
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In What Way Are You a Talibani?
Edited on Wed Nov-23-05 12:32 AM by Moochy
Do you think it's a fitting punishment to chop off the thumbs of citizens who are guilty of petty property crimes like, say vandalism?

You just painted your new house, in gleaming red white and blue, and you drive home to see some swarthy type "tagging" your garage door.

It's time we threw open the tent to let in those democrats who sympathize with the taliban on these important issues.

We must punish petty property crimes with maximum visciousness to assuage our talibani democratic allies.

NOTE this entire post is :sarcasm: !!!!!

and a semi-copycat of this one http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5435856
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:48 PM
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1. I hate George W. Bush
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-22-05 11:52 PM
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2. Wearing striped socks should be banned. eom
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:19 AM
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7. Striped Socks are teh devil!
Agreed!! I declare a Jihad against Pippy Longstockings!!



She consorts with a MONKEY people!!!

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!
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orwell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:01 AM
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3. Well...
I like to wear turbans, especially when I am eating Indian food.

I like to fire off weapons at weddings.

I destroy my neighbor's opium poppies at night while he is asleep. (He is asleep a lot.)

I look good in black.

My neighbor raises goats.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:06 AM
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4. Mmm Goat
I have a good recipe for opiated goat!

Well you will be happy to know there are plenty here at DU who share your love for black.
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orwell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:22 AM
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8. Roasted...
Opiated Black Goat with fig sauce.

1 Black Goat
1 gram Fresh Opium
1 Fig Tree
1 Pit of Everlasting Fire

Feed goat opium.
Wait until goat nods out.
Throw subdued goat into fire.
Cover with fig tree.
Roast for 5 hours or until buzz wears off.

Serve with rice.

Mmmmmmmmm
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:10 AM
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5. Why stop there? We can chop off the hands of shoplifters,
Edited on Wed Nov-23-05 12:10 AM by SofaKingLiberal
cut off the feet of people who walk onto private property,
cut out the tongue of anyone who commits perjury, and
cut off the ears of people who DL music from P2Ps and gouge out the eyes of the ones that DL movies.

:sarcasm:

I saw the tagging comment on another thread. The idea sounds a little freepish.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:16 AM
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6. Amazing huh?
I understand hyperbolic emotional responses, but to really with a straight face post that, is just stupid, or more likely
:popcorn:
flame bait for roasting and popping corn
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 02:57 AM
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25. Now check it out,
it's gone from "a little freepish" to full-blown troll coming out party!
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:23 AM
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9. Certain women look better in Burkha's
(Jean Schmidt, Ann Coulter and Condoleeza Rice come to mind).
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:31 AM
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10. nah, but we should cut off the ears of people
who can't manage to tear their cell phones away from them while driving.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:34 AM
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12. Given the cost of medecine
and outpatient care needed for the chopping of said ears, perhaps it'd be more economical to simply make these people get bluetooth wireless earpieces, or if they dont feel so gadgety, a jabra wired earpiece?

:shrug:
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:34 AM
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11. I think we should take kids away from parents
that use poor grammar.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:39 AM
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18. Prescriptive Grammarians in the house!!!!
Send em to Kelsey Grammar reform school!!
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:35 AM
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13. Cutting their thumbs off? You'd let em off that easy? Coward.
Everyone who loves America and Jesus Christ knows sustained torture over a period of months resulting in dismemberment and insanity is the only way to treat those spray happy bastards.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:35 AM
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14. Graffiti kills!!
I WORKED FOR MAH PROPERTAY AND YOU KIDS GIT OFF MAH LAWN!
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:37 AM
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15. LOL..k. I'm playin'
Men need to wear Drapes over their head in my talibani world.
Oh yah baby.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:42 AM
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19. Fair enough
We must accept all kinds in our new Democratic party. So welcome! we mustnt alienate those who would think us weak or exclusive.

Will Venetian blinds suffice? I'm out of drapery
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:47 AM
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20. Sure Venetians work for me
...I'de like to watch you guys try to work the strings.
I say all men must wear Venetians blinds. YES. THAT's IT. That's the ANSWER to everything.:headbang:
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countmyvote4real Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:39 AM
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16. Seriously, I shun.
I have made the reasons clear to my RW family why I cannot visit them in GA. It's because they have voted to legislate hate into their state constitution. No gay marriage there. No possible civil union compromise. If I received at least one "oops we goofed" consolation from my supposed loved-ones, I might be tempted, but I have not.

I guess we really do hate each other. That's sad, but there is a partial happy ending for me.

I will spend Thanksgiving in the company of real friends and "family" here in NYC.
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bluedawg12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:39 AM
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17. I demand men wear Burkah's! And only come out by day,
Edited on Wed Nov-23-05 12:43 AM by bluedawg12
and then only in the company of a woman.

Men hall not drive.

Men shall not vote.

And anyman caught looking with lust on a woman other than his wife will have his testicles lopped off.

Fair enough?

Reverse Talbani-
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:47 AM
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21. Hearing the sound of high heels under burkas should be outlawed!
i'm consumed with anxiety that the poor woman might trip and fall! And then she'd inadvertently show her naughty bits and ruin the honor of her family and have to have her head lopped off, and then where'd we all be?

Oh, and men wearing mumus can't wear high heels either.

:sarcasm:
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 12:56 AM
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22. LOL... Right On Moochy !!!
:yourock:
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 01:32 AM
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23. I used to rock
but the the talibani dems made me bust up my iPod.

:spank: :spank: :spank:

Thanks though, The only thing I can do is mock 'em, or go crazy and bald pullin my hair out in frustration. :)
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PsychoDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-23-05 02:26 AM
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24. I am a Taliban
The word Taliban is from the Farsi/Pushtu Talib, meaning student, borrowed from the Arab word Talib.

I am an eternal student.


Thought you had my confession, eh? :)

Peace.
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