I started Christmas

I remember it just like it was yesterday... only it was 10 years ago.

Me and Wachowski were bowling.

So he says to me. "Yo 4829, you get a Strike and I'll talk to the City Council about getting a Holiday started so we can stop workin' and stuff. Whaddya say?"

I said "OK!"

You see back 10 years ago, I was in a different town, it had about 17 people in it. So, one person could have lots of influence. Oh yeah, back to my game.

I got a Strike.

We started a Holiday. We decided to name it after the oldest guy in town, Chris T. Mass, but 'Chris T. Mass' day' seemed kind of weird, so we just called it Christmas.

It started spreading to other towns and stuff and now here we are in the present.

To all the Anti-Christmas Liberals - I'm sorry, Christmas is my fault.

did you invent the internets too?