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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:22 PM
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Bush is SO Weird....he is SO out of it....he musta got a MIDNIGHT LOBOTOMY
some time in his past, They came to Lobot him and he doesn't even know it, not aware.....

But then roughly 20% of Humans fall into this category....

Early signs are:

1. Easily Fooled

2. Defensive, in denial, denigrative

3. Pretentious

4. Prevaricator

5. Narcissant

6. Pretends to Listen but doesn't

7. Win at all costs: Cheating/Stealing included: No Honor, Integrity

8. Doesnt not expand mind with Reading/Listening/Learning/

9. Afraid of Horses

10. Falls from Bicycles, Segways, Couches.....

They have FREE LOBOT TESTING CLINICS these days....The Dems are the only Party that can use this to advantage....

If ya got more than 5 signs, most likely you had a mid night Lobot in your past....and the odds indicate a leaning toward being a Republican...

Come, ..............lol,,,,,we go TEST for LOBOTs

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niallmac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:31 PM
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1. No lobotomy in his past. Bush is a 'Natural.'
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:56 PM
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7. Maybe he was chipping ice for drinks, and fell on the pick! n/t
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mtowngman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:33 PM
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2. I know...
did you ever see Clinton dressed up like a jet pilot or an Alaskan army man, or do any of the weird shit this goddamn idiot runs around doing?
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:36 PM
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3. No sh*t! Is he
afraid of horses?
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:39 PM
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4. Yes, indeed...
... got thrown once, and decided that man and horse could not coexist peacefully. :)
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:44 PM
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5. the only smart thing i ever heard of him do..
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 10:45 PM
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6. he lobotomized himself with Cocaine and Alcohol.. wet brain alcoholic
Edited on Sun Nov-27-05 10:53 PM by sam sarrha
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shenmue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 11:03 PM
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8. I think he's just dumb
It's his only talent. No surgery required.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-27-05 11:09 PM
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9. Psst...


:evilgrin:
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 02:06 AM
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10. LOL, das so funny
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