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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:10 PM
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Missing Strawberry Ice Cream at the White House...Bush infuriated
Intense search reveals zero..nada...U.N. Inspectors search for 7 hours, nada.

FBI CIA HLS FEMA Coast Guard, Republican Guard, all searched the White House and found shit....

Bush calls for Cab meeting....no one admits to eating the desert.

Bush has been seen fondling large Ball Bearings.....

Catwoman, Mopaul, go talk to those COOKS

Come, bring the spoons....
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:12 PM
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1. um . . . those aren't ball bearings he's fondling . . . n/t
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:21 PM
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6. I'm afraid to ask.....lol
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democrat in Tallahassee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:12 PM
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2. LOL. ken starr never found it, either! n/t
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:19 PM
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5. Starr is now President of the Dogma University..he cannot find himself
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:13 PM
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3. "click,click" ... "click,click" ... "click, click"
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:17 PM
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4. BUG EYES and klick klick klick, sweat dripping, worried look, glancing
at the pictures, mumbling incoherently, intense fear of ponies and pretzels, has gravity problem when riding bikes.

OMG

Bush is WEIRD
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:22 PM
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7. hey meth does weird shit to people
but the sweating "speed shine" is a dead giveaway.
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:28 PM
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8. The History Channel revealed new evidence Hitler was on Meth
and other drugs...the guy was a dope addict for gods sake...always high...

Could Bush be the same? The signs are there...so similar its scarey..

look at him...pathetic and whining all the time...cannot complete clear and understandable sentences without going through a 34 "uuuuhhs" and "eerrrs"

He is weirdly dopey....and unable to hammer a tiny 8 penny nail even while holding the hammer girlie grip. What a wuss
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