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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:24 PM
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Caption this Katherine Harris pic...

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:24 PM
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1. The things I do to get a vote.....
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:26 PM
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2. It burns--I can't believe I have to do this to get votes
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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:26 PM
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3. My Ass is so tight, but it helps me smile
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:27 PM
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4. For some people - "Depends" is a noun - nt
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:27 PM
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5. Suit by Versacci, pearls by gucci, makeup by Swamp Rat...
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:37 PM
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16. Crack me up!
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:29 PM
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6. She's toned down her makeup but she is still
wearing her clothes too tight.
What's with the vein running down her forehead? It's shaped like a lightning bolt.
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CountAllVotes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:32 PM
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9. good observation
hadn't noticed that! ack!

She is one tight assed ol' b*tch IMO!

lol!!!

:kick:
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LisaLynne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:36 PM
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15. No, she didn't!
The media just stopped photoshopping bad make-up on her. That's all. She doesn't even own an eyeliner! :sarcasm:
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RubyDuby in GA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:00 PM
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25. She's trying to cash in on the Harry Potter fame
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timber84 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:30 PM
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7. I sure hope my buttons work under all this pressure
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xxqqqzme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:44 PM
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21. those buttons better be double
tacked or she could put somebody's eye out.
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GreenArrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:30 PM
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8. "Oh do it baby!
Do it to me baby! Oh! Feels so good! Oh Baby!"
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:32 PM
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10. Big Snake Tony says he loves me for my issues
He's always behind me...
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sabra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:33 PM
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11. LOL - nice :-)
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bigscott Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:35 PM
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13. jesus h christ
if they pull that skin back any more something is gonna give
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:34 PM
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12. "I'm an unapologetic traitorous whore!" - n/t
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:35 PM
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14. "Preparation H - Not Just For Facials Any More!"
Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 12:36 PM by TahitiNut
:evilgrin:
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:39 PM
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17. Looks like she attempted and as luck would have it succeeded at
Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 12:40 PM by lonestarnot
cutting her own throat. blek yuck and fucking :puke:
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dusmcj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:41 PM
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18. oh please, no more barbecue
don't these guys ever eat vegetables ?
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VaYallaDawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:42 PM
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19. "All my lovely wickedness ... melting ... melting ... Dorothy, help!"
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:43 PM
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20. "Get your hand off my ass, you old geezer!"
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:47 PM
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22. "I said a FINGER, not a FIST!!!!"
:puke:
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:48 PM
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23. You're all assholes, but I'm still smiling.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 12:52 PM
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24. My plastic surgeon says I'm one facelift away from a goatee
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 04:46 PM
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38. That makes absolutely no sense, and I am laughing my ass off! N1, BB!
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:01 PM
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26. Hi, I'm Katherine Harris and these are my breasts!
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leftchick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:32 PM
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32. "Hi I am katherine harris and this is my boob job"
dontcha wanna touch them???
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:01 PM
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27. I just love my new boobies!
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:05 PM
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28. I am a Republican therefore
I can buy my "freedom"
giggle, smile, "I really wish you could be as free as me"
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:09 PM
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29. The vein in my forehead can be used to pump crude oil to tankers offshore.
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Loonman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:10 PM
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30. "Uh-oh...Ex-Lax just kicked in"
nt
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iconoclastNYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:13 PM
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31. Does making this face make my tits look bigger? n/t
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Ryano42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:35 PM
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33. That's 8 G's...
Edited on Mon Nov-28-05 01:41 PM by Ryano42
9 G's!!!!

Look! They still don't droop under tremendous loading!!!!

Thank you Dow-Corning!
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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:40 PM
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34. Next!
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hopeisaplace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 01:43 PM
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35. that was so funny that I split a button
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 03:08 PM
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36. "Vote for me and you can have all this!"
"Smack it down, flip it up, rub it down"
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 03:12 PM
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37. o my
he has a long finger.
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-28-05 04:55 PM
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39. "Man I really have to piss! Why did I have those drinks before I came out
here?
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tenshi816 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 03:28 AM
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40. "Get those puppies!" n/t
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tiptoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 04:28 AM
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41. "Free knoodle if you vote pour moi...Next!"
Edited on Tue Nov-29-05 04:39 AM by tiptoe
:wow:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 04:37 AM
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42. "I think I'll blame that fart on the guy behind me"
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:40 AM
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43. Locking.
Blame it on the 'captions'.
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