God, it seems, is not without a sense of humor

Stupdworld

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Fri Oct-17-03 08:33 AM
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God, it seems, is not without a sense of humor

first he inflicts bartman, then he inflicts the yankees on us, and now the guardian thinks we have god to thank for bushco.

General thinks God put Bush in charge, and God beats Allah 3 games to 2

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DS1

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Fri Oct-17-03 08:38 AM
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1. actually, Satan installed Bush AND Bin Laden to carry out his dirty work

Take THAT, fundies!

:eyes:

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blondeatlast

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Fri Oct-17-03 08:42 AM
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3. OOOOHHHH, you may very well be onto something . . .

The next time I hear that "God put he-whose-name-must-not-be-spoken in power" crap, that will be my response.

Thanks.

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blondeatlast

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Fri Oct-17-03 08:39 AM
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2. Many believe, as I do, that God and Allah and Buddha, etc.

are the same entity.

When I first read that piece, I laughed so hard I spilled my soda!
:evilgrin:

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trotsky

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Fri Oct-17-03 08:45 AM
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4. Dear god, please protect me from your followers.

This is the same nonsensical crap that warring peoples have been spewing back and forth for centuries! "Gott mit uns" (God with us) on the Nazi's belt buckles, remember, people?

OUR god can beat up YOUR god, nyah nyah nyah!

Arrrgh, will we EVER as a species grow out of this childish stage?

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Timefortruth

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Fri Oct-17-03 08:48 AM
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5. You know that if it weren't so creepy it would be funny.

Anyone who is that far gone thinks that if having a “Christian” appointed by “God” leads the world to the apocalypse then that’s just fine.

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chemenger

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Fri Oct-17-03 09:01 AM
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6. I watched this wackjob

on the world news last night showing his photograph ... "of the Somalian capital Mogadishu bearing a strange dark mark. He has said this showed "the principalities of darkness. . . a demonic presence in that city that God revealed to me as the enemy".

Its bad enough that there are so many of God's faithful (and my wife happens to be one of them) who look for signs and portents in photographs, window glass, steamy bathroom mirrors, tree trunks, etc. but its frightening to think that this fuckwit commands US military forces.

God preserve us from these fuckwits.

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