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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:20 PM
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Freeper nutbags elevate Chimpy to "divine" status. Seriously.
In today's "PUKE FOR THE PRESIDENT" thread, the myrmidonic freaks paste in this pic with the psalm directly beneath. Um...:puke:


The LORD lives! Praise be to my Rock! Exalted be God, my Savior!
He is the God who avenged me, who subdues nations under me,
Who saves me from my enemies.
You exalted me above my foes; from violent men you rescued me.
Therefore I will praise You among the nations, O LORD;
I will sing praise to Your Name.

Psalm 18: 46-49

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1530904/posts
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Davis_X_Machina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:22 PM
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1. You want blasphemy..
...I got your blasphemy right here!
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:26 PM
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3. The scariest thing about that shit....


Do the colors used in this symbol of fascism seem familiar somehow?
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:36 PM
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10. All I see is the Foosball of the Debil!!!!1111
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Zambero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 11:42 PM
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18. My initial "color impression" was that of Imperialist Japan, c. WWII
Edited on Tue Nov-29-05 11:45 PM by Zambero
Given the newfound "deity" they're promoting, they picked the appropriate color scheme. Before too long, these nutcases will have Cheney sitting on a gold throne at the right hand of the exalted almighty.
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jaxx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:26 PM
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4. They want money so it must be a real faith based gimme.
Order your magnet now. Go fish!!
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:40 PM
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12. Good grief, I could make a really nasty joke about that website
...but I WILL restrain myself.

Let's ask ourselves, what would JESUS say:
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DistressedAmerican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:23 PM
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2. A Little Advice To The Freeps...
Edited on Tue Nov-29-05 10:24 PM by DistressedAmerican
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johnfunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 12:08 AM
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20. And let's not forget this thought...
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:20 AM
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25. Good one! n/t
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:27 PM
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5. Ewwwww!!
I need a shower-NOW!:puke:
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:28 PM
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6. They worship him
even as he sends their job to India, allows their pension to be defunded, takes away their health care and gives their tax dollars to the rich.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:29 PM
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7. He's about as divine as my nutsack
Jesus would slap his ass all the way across the temple.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:31 PM
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8. "Fast and pray for the holiness of George W. Bush!"
Answer a call to personally fast once a month for President Bush.

God is raising up multitudes of Christians (regardless of political affiliation) to fast and pray for the holiness of President George W. Bush and our nation. Join us in God's grassroots movement.

http://www.heartlight.org/fast/
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nickyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:41 PM
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13. Where in the f*ck didja find THAT site, bluebear?? Lord have mercy!!
Well, I went ahead and sent 'em the Scanlon memo, just fer kicks...
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Sapphocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:20 AM
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24. Why stop there?
If they were that devout, they'd fast all month.

Let us pray.
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...of J.Temperance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:34 PM
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9. Taking the Lord's name in vain AGAIN...also Junior's face has
Permanently stuck in that smirk mode, I'm starting to think this. The little freak is CONSTANTLY smirking now...as well as his coke jaw getting more severe.

Junior is the Anti-Christ...he's Anti-everything thats Christian ie. opposite and his Cult followers have put him on the same level as Jesus Christ. Is this what Revelations the Book of says...this is what we should look for?
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:39 PM
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11. It's all very sexual
Poor repressed freepers...
all that buried desire and need
to be loved by their big dick
cowboy father-figure.

It's pretty darn obvious and very ironic.
Hilarious in fact.
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 10:48 PM
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14. Heil to the CHUMP!
:thumbsdown:
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 11:01 PM
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15. that's a terribly dippy picture to use for that Psalm
though the infamous Ezekiel 23:20 comes to mind, the one about Oholibah.
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feelthebreeze Donating Member (570 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 11:27 PM
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16. Actually if you read this Psalm, and see Rat Bastard as the enemy...
then it gives you a good feeling. "From violent men you rescued me" and "subdues nations under me" are good and decent phrases and most certainly don't need to be owned by the extremists who seek to have a monopoly on the sacred words of peace and love.
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Zambero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 11:36 PM
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17. George Burns was a much more credible God (IMHO)
Funnier too!
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FreedomAngel82 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-29-05 11:43 PM
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19. Oh yes
George Bush serves the God I serve. Hmm I didn't get the memo that God liked the massacure of a country of people and all for oil. Hmm.
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quinnox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:04 AM
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21. Hilarious!
I just laughed for 5 minutes over this!
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No Exit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:12 AM
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22. "You have prepared a banquet for me in the sight of my foes."
--Psalm 22.

A banquet of republican scandals. Thanks, Big Guy!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:18 AM
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23. Sycophants are scary
Fundie sycophants are frightening beyond definition.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:27 AM
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26. Prayers Up Captain!
Edited on Wed Nov-30-05 03:30 AM by Moochy
the SS Freeper has it's god-shields up.

Thank you for for all of you that are praying for the president ....please kept the prayers coming . Even the people who are around the president all the all to every federal to local offical and even ourselves who believe in the president's ultimate agenda.
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:29 AM
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27. John Paul 2 was right this man is the anti christ
He may speak with the tongue of an angel but he has the soul of the serpent.
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Moochy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:34 AM
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28. The swollen tongue of a dry-drunk angel n/t
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:38 AM
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30. He also reminds me of count iblis on the old battle star galactica.
That was a cool episode they found a nice old man who had strange powers and could convert his influence over anyone who give themselves dominion to him. yet he was the devil in disguise great episode describes chimpo perfectly.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 03:35 AM
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29. Chrystal Meth
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