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In Truth We Trust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 09:53 AM
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massacured? wtf
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laruemtt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 09:58 AM
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1. that's what you are when
Edited on Wed Nov-30-05 10:02 AM by laruemtt
you're hit by a nucular bomb by terrrrrrists..........
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 09:59 AM
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2. No
Its when you really mess up someones manicure
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:01 AM
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3. "foe-menting"???
:wtf:
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:02 AM
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4. Allied forces couldn't secure "purple heart boulevard"
But Iraqi forces could? Is that what he just said?

Why is he channeling Stevie Wonder, with the rocking back and forth?
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:05 AM
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5. Not exactly riveting the audience -- I hear lots of coughing
I hate watching this turd bucket, so I can't tell if he's just mailing in this speech or if all the pauses mean that he's waiting for applause that just isn't going to come.

Now it's up to the Iraqis to fight all the terrorists we've spawned and secure their own freedom. How is this any different from the status quo ante bellum?
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:07 AM
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6. I think he's just mailing it in . . .
Seems to be getting more and more impatient with no positive response from the audience. And how much text is on each page of his speech? Just typing this, he's flipped like three pages.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:09 AM
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7. Oh good, he's going to explain why so few Iraqis are ready
Whoa, some serious double-talk going on. He doesn't seem to have a clue that the string of words he's reciting have any relation to one another.

Ah, applause at last! CNN can safely pan the crowd.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:11 AM
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8. Hey, we're buying Iraq an air force and a navy!
No way that could ever be the source of some nasty blowback.

Now he's quoting an Iraqi corporal to support his bullshit. Sheesh.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:12 AM
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9. Sorry, can't take it anymore
You're on your own folks.
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Neecy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:12 AM
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10. well...
His 'massacuring' of the language is a deliberate feel-good ploy to be a common man and connect with his ignorant followers.

Over the weekend, I heard a farmer in NW Missouri interviewed about a tornado that had gone through his little burg. "It blowed down my barn" he said and I thought - ahhhh, a Bush voter. They love that he speaks like they do.
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emald Donating Member (718 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-30-05 10:19 AM
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11. it's what texans do when
they have a large pile of meat to barbcue - massacure before cooking, it's right in the cookbook.:smoke:
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