You Just Might Be an Asshole

If you are terrified of horses and afraid to be near them, and yet like to dress up in cowboy costumes as an adult and ride bicycles rather than horses on a former pig farm that you call a "ranch", you just might be an asshole.

If you were a cocaine-snorting, shiftless and worthless drunk until you were forty years old, and yet then begin to pontificate sanctimoniously to the entire nation about "decency and honor" and "moral character", you might just be an asshole.

If you dodged the military draft and avoided a foreign war because you were the privileged son of a Congressman, and yet like to dress up in military costumes as an adult and send hundreds of thousands of poor kids to a war that you alone started, you might just be an asshole.

If you and your brothers went from one failed and questionable business venture to another and were bailed out time and again by taxpayers and family friends, and yet have the gall to lecture a nation on economics and budgeting, you might just be an asshole.

If you and your family helped arrange for your girlfriend to have an abortion because you didn’t have the sense to use a condom when you were young, and then later wag your finger at women about the “sanctity” of life of an embryo, you might just be an asshole.

If you have the audacity to criticize our Armed Forces for helping restore order and civility to a region torn by thousands of years of ethnic strife and ridicule its success with a snarl calling it “nation building”, and yet, then later embark on a ill-advised and failed $300 Billion attempt of it yourself, you might just be an asshole.

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I'm gonna send that baby to a few newsrooms....anonymously, of course.

He's a big ol'Republican.

On edit: If he's a Thug -- which I belive is part of his act or his act would be very different, send it to him FIRST. LOL!

Of course, my mama would not be happy with me writing and using the A word, but then again, this is about a real AH, isn't it. :hi:

How can your mama be possibly be unhappy with these selections?

Rectal sphincter
Anal crevice
Posterior orifice
Ventral duct

:rofl: :woohoo: this was beautiful :yourock:

:rofl: Make that a Major League Asshole!

How could I leave that out? :rofl:

and then have the gall to lecture Americans about "National Drunk and Drugged Driving Prevention Month". you just might be an asshole.

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Reminds me of what I read about when Green Day has been touring and Billie Joe Armstrong comes out on the stage and says.."My name is george w bush, but my friends call me Asshole!"

Said the crowds just Roar!:applause: :applause: :applause:

the recent Rolling Stone with Billie Joe on the cover?

It has priceless information in it!

one of the best for me since "Live Rust" many years ago.

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yet work against them in your political endeavors, you just might be an asshole.

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expect us to believe that she withdrew on her own accord, you just might be an asshole.

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n/t

Says it all to a sad-tee!

"Corporate Media". Thank you. :hi:

who became unpreg? This is teh first time I hear about it.

http://bushwatch.net/flyntabortion.htm

For what it's worth. Doesn't surprise me if it's true.

tell Americans to drive less and conserve fuel.

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Just talking about that earlier today!

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Woowoo! (*whistles*) (##thunderous applause##)

positions are doing "a heck of a job"

:spray: Including thinking that of yourself! :rofl:

Yeah, he might just be an asshole! LOL! :rofl:

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yet you can't simultaneously think and speak, you MIGHT just be an asshole.

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us your feeble lines of BULLSHIT and expecting us to swallow it all- hook, line and sinker...

YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!!

Peace.

No "might be"? :rofl:

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The video and song are genius--when I need a giggle I do this!

Here's the link: http://www.filmstripinternational.com/index.php?asshole

Found it as Usrename suggested. :thumbsup:

Ain't it the truth.

"You Just Might Be an Asshole:"

If you let an entire American city drown, killing thousands of Americans while doing photo ops with a country singer.

:cry: :hug:

:hi:

Yeah, that one sort of does qualify for asshole status, doesn't it? Thanks! :hi:

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Yup. One big Asshole.

....fucking asshole at that :)

I listened to some of George's speech today. The man is either stupider than a bag of hammers or lying his ass off.

national disaster the country has ever faced, and before actually dealing with it you stop for cake and a fundraiser, and delay getting help to people who are dying because you can't be bothered, you just might be an asshole. No, in fact, you definitely ARE an asshole.

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and I can think of many more as soon as I can breathe again!

Let's see, it took me about 10 words to figure this one out! Brilliant! :D

start with blowing up frogs then graduate to blowing up countries....

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"FORMER pig farm"?

Pardon me if I'm wrong, but I thought * still owned his "ranch" and spent time there...

(ducking)

Yeah. Every chance the asshole gets.

well done.

Recommended.

A great post.

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who sends others out to die but "never offers to go along for the ride" while not seeing same in the Mirror Every Morning! -- You just might be an asshole.

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From The little Boy who wanted to be Emperor"s speech
at National Endowment for Humanity

Bush said Islamic radicalism is "elitist" and led by a "self-appointed vanguard" that presumes to speak for the masses. He chided bin Laden for telling Muslims "what is good for them." Then courageous George said, "And what this man who grew up in wealth and privilege considers good for poor Muslims is that they become killers and suicide bombers. He assures them that his is the road to paradise though he never offers to go along for the ride." Bush paused, got the scripted applause, and then did his silly smirk, so pleased with himself.

http://www.niagarafallsreporter.com/gallagher234.html

sounds like a confession. I wrote a post about it I'll go find.

OK here are the quotes

How can he say these lines with a straight face? Who do you think people around the world would think of when he says these lines? It's chilling, like he looks in the mirror and reports on the bad guy he sees there.


Some might be tempted to dismiss these goals as fanatical or extreme. Well, they are fanatical and extreme -- and they should not be dismissed ...Evil men, obsessed with ambition and unburdened by conscience, must be taken very seriously -- and we must stop them before their crimes can multiply.

The radicals exploit local conflicts to build a culture of victimization, in which someone else is always to blame and violence is always the solution. They exploit resentful and disillusioned young men and women, recruiting them through radical mosques as the pawns of terror. And they exploit modern technology to multiply their destructive power.

Over the years these extremists have used a litany of excuses for violence -- We're facing a radical ideology with inalterable objectives: to enslave whole nations and intimidate the world.

And what this man who grew up in wealth and privilege considers good for poor Muslims is that they become killers and suicide bombers. He assures them that his -- that this is the road to paradise -- though he never offers to go along for the ride.

Like the ideology of communism, our new enemy teaches that innocent individuals can be sacrificed to serve a political vision. And this explains their cold-blooded contempt for human life.

Its leaders pretend to be an aggrieved party... In truth they have endless ambitions of imperial domination, and they wish to make everyone powerless except themselves. ..They seek to end dissent in every form, and to control every aspect of life, and to rule the soul, itself. While promising a future of justice and holiness, the terrorists are preparing for a future of oppression and misery.

By fearing freedom -- by distrusting human creativity, and punishing change, and limiting the contributions of half the population -- this ideology undermines the very qualities that make human progress possible, and human societies successful. The only thing modern about the militants' vision is the weapons they want to use against us.

They're unconstrained by any notion of our common humanity, or by the rules of warfare.

Throughout history, tyrants and would-be tyrants have always claimed that murder is justified to serve their grand vision -- and they end up alienating decent people across the globe

mcscajun, your reply has inspired me to k & r this entire post, as you have so perfectly plucked a thought, that never completely formed in my mind, out of it.

I am saving this! :thumbsup:

which were caused by your gross incompetence and your entire damn administration being asleep at the wheel, you just might be an asshole.

One might call that person an asshole, huh?

And this one sure does. Sometimes I pretty it up with the word "flaming."

BTW, brilliant compilation, DZ. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

I've been lurking on DU for nearly two years and this is the first time I've nominated a post.

Now, I just wonder who on earth could be this much of an asshole?

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This is like the BEST POST EVER! :yourock:

that I have ever read. Thank you.

Bravo!!!

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"How do you know he would've had a great life?" after she had just tearfully told you what a good person her dead son was, and then you later coaxed tears out of your reptilian eyes while ostensibly reading a posthumously revealed letter of another dead soldier, you might just be an asshole.

Or as Straight Shooter said, "flaming".

first recommended thread also--it's just so appropos!

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but are scared shitless of actually coming into contact with any of those American peepul, you might just be an asshole.

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If you are all for taking away from the poor, the disabled, the elderly, the lower and now middle-class everything you've given to you're 1 percent wealthy big-buds, giving them the ease of filing bankruptcy whenever, yet not allowing the rest of Americans to do so...

Well, I'd say you're a real asshole!

Excellent post, Mr. Zephyr!

Add: Nothing like ringing-in the New Year by derailing Medicare, for those already stifled by so many of the haves, as have-no-mores, you're certainly an "asshole!"

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completely worthless waste of DNA, evil scum-sucking, motherfucking piece of shit for which there is a special spot in the deepest pits of hell then, yes, asshole covers it.

I've never heard of that... have I been completely in the frikkin dark? Someone help a brutha out on this one!!

I never heard that one, either...it makes him even worse, if that's at ALL possible....

certainly seems possible that it did occur.

(*)

Looks like an asshole to me!

I just sent this to my Dad. He'll hate it, but we will get a good laugh out of it! Great post. :hi:

...about ReThugs in general (i.e. Bob Barr taking his wife to get an Abortion so that another child doesn't interfere with him marrying his mistress)?

It's got a lot in it.

a flu shot while some seniors forced to sit outside in the hot sun die while waiting to get one too.

and you don't bring in relief supplies nor do you transport any homeless people out with you when you leave.

because of your history of repeated business failures.

but you have to ask your minder for permission to use the bathroom, you just might be a Major League Asshole.






This has got to be a DU record for nominations! lol!

:applause: :yourock:

you might be a racist, murdering asshole.

n/t

I think you should add the other great comments - and get it all together for us to send far & wide on our e-mail lists. Just a suggestion!!

Bush's style is to be nowhere if things that carry a bit of fear
happen. During Vietnam, he kept all dental appointments. For the World
Trade Center attack, he first froze in a classroom in Florida. Then he
flew off in his plane for long hours. Three days later, he got to New
York where a flunky placed a retired firefighter, Bob Beckwith from
Long Island, alongside him atop a truck. Then Bush called out a
football dressing room speech over a bullhorn.

I printed it out and taped it up over my desk.

Kristen Breitweiser comments on W's propaganda Showtime movie - a real story was used here:

And since we are talking about the visit to Ground Zero, I found it
particularly offensive that there was so much posturing about how to get
the best photo-op. The worst part comes when the president meets a young
mother and child who are desperately searching for their missing father
and husband. President Bush takes the picture of the child's father and
signs his name across it, telling the young girl, "When your daddy comes
back, tell him you met me." For a child and wife facing the devastating
loss of a loved one who very likely has just been burned, crushed and
buried in rubble, meeting the president doesn't rightly matter. Nor does
it matter having his signature scrawled across a photo that you wanted
to display on a wall of missing victims -- something that would have
offered at least a glimmer of hope.

A "mind-numbingly boring" propaganda film
A 9/11 widow reviews last night's Showtime film about President Bush's
actions on and after that fateful morning.
By Kristen Breitweiser

http://www.salon.com/ent/tv/feature/2003/09/08/dc911/?ref=http://images.salon.com/src/ads/soe/action.asp
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as that states Governor and then "sprung forth" again on all Americans and eventually the world as President of the United States...you might be an asshole.

I know..."sprung forth" ain't correct english. Just thought it fit.

the wisdom of David Zephyr

Add one more.

:toast:

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is hard work.

Good job!

"Is our children learning?"

each time you do this the bases, including VA medical facilities, are shut down so veterans and their families can't get access to important medical care.

hands as an open gesture of your personal/family friendship with the head of a corrupt monarchy.

might just be a case of some really bad gas!

from danger on 9/11, well yeah, you're an asshole.

:hi:

http://filmstripinternational.com/index.php?play=asshole


This is simply my favorite political song AND flash animation...