If I had three wishes: - Democratic Underground

Cyrano

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Wed Nov-30-05 06:31 PM
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If I had three wishes:

1. Junior takes a jog along the highway to Baghdad airport.

2. Dick Cheney gets an exorcism.

3. Karl Rove would try to hypnotize a polar bear face-to-face.

Given the luck these three have had over the past five years, Junior would probably break the highway jogging record, Cheney would end up converting the priest to satanism, and Rove would end up actually hypnotizing the bear.

(My real wish would of course be an end to this five-year long national nightmare.)

But as long as we're playing "what if," what would your wishes be?

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TallahasseeGrannie

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Wed Nov-30-05 06:32 PM
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1. I get out of the shower

and realize it has all been a dream.

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ewagner

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Wed Nov-30-05 06:33 PM
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2. We could always

tell Dubya that to be a real man he has to do two things:

Wrestle a Polar Bear
Make love to an Eskimo Woman.....

He'll more than likely get them mixed up... :evilgrin:

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frogmarch

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Wed Nov-30-05 06:38 PM
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3. ha ha

Yeah, he'd come back and say, "Where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to wrestle?"

I've always loved that joke!

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