Is it "General Bonkers" or "General Boinkers?"

My dad sent me to a board he's been watching but doesn't participate in. He likes posts by Capt. Cook in particular. They are funny.

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General Bonkers is ferreting out Evil in all
the dark places it lurks, whether it be Ralphs
Supermarket, your TV, or even in a bag of Milk Duds....

General Bonkers, LT General US Army, Terrorism Inc,
is chasing Satan in Baghdad, Bombay and Burbank!!!

Have no fear,

General Bonkers is on watch....

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I will personally pursue Muslims, Uppity Negrahs, Leftwing Wiley Jews, Braless Women with no Shame, Commies, Chinks, Slopes, Mexicans in Texas and Califoria, All Frenchies, A lot of Injuns, and everybody else who don't go to the Pentecostal Church of the Devine Jesus, located somewhere in downtown Montgomery Alabama, or it's subsidiaries known as the Church of Christ of the Reformed Militia, or the Southern Baptist Congregation for lynching Darkies.

You have my solemn word, before my Lord (the best) and Jesus H. Christ,

So help me,

General William Boynkers
US Army
Pentagon
Deputy Chief of Intelligence

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