how many members of Bush Ad. does it take to change a lightbulb?

mrhopeforwes

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:16 PM
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how many members of Bush Ad. does it take to change a lightbulb?

trick question: They're out of lightbulbs.

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Shadowen

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:17 PM
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1. I prefer the answer to "How many cockroaches", because it's so appropriate

"No one one knows. As soon as the light goes on, they all scatter!"

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Vietnam68

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:20 PM
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2. "how many members of Bush Ad. does it take to change a lightbulb?"

They change anything?

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Laxman

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:26 PM
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3. Let's Start Adding...

Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 12:56 PM by Laxman

One to deny that the old lightbulb has burned out
One to smear anyone who points out that the old lightbulb burned out
One to write up a no-bid contract with Haliburton to change the light bulb
One to point out that the lack of light points out the need to drill in the ANWR to find new energy sources to power the light bulb.
One to link the light bulb burning out to 9/11
One to blame the light bulb burning out on Saddam Hussein
One to point out that the democrats only criticize the darkness and have no new ideas on how to replace the light bulb.

I'm sure that there are many more that you can think of to add to this list.

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Peace Patriot

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:40 PM
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4. I like your mind, Laxman!

And one to pray to Jesus for more no-bid contracts when the lights go out in New Orleans.

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newyawker99

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:42 PM
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6. Hi Vietnam68!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

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Vietnam68

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:51 PM
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7. Thanks!

I actually signed up many weeks ago, just before my computer crashed. I guess something says I'm new?

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begin_within

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Thu Dec-01-05 12:41 PM
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5. There will be no timeline for changing that bulb, at least on his watch.

Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 12:43 PM by bob_weaver

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Javaman

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Thu Dec-01-05 01:56 PM
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8. my answer...

They don't know...

First they didn't order enough light bulbs, then they cracked half the case of bulbs, then when they tried to replace the light bulb, the replacements were all burnt out. After which, they said, they still used them, and the reason you can't see in the dark is because the bulbs hate our ability to see.

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ucmike

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Thu Dec-01-05 02:00 PM
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9. answer: none. they prefer to keep us in the dark

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