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Robertwf Donating Member (233 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:27 PM
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Face transplant
We now know is possible for doctors to transplant parts of a hums face. Who do you think needs a face transpant? W? Cheney? Rummy? Condi? the possibilities are endless
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:28 PM
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1. They all need soul transplants.
If that happens their faces won't look so bad.
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ochazuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 09:51 PM
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3. Can't do that
'transplant' implies they originally had one of their own. Putting a soul in Dick Cheney would be like putting sand in your eye. He'd be flailiing about screaming 'God! Get it out of me, get it out of me!'

Then he would catch fire like it was spontaneous human combustion and there'd be nothing left but some Borg implants.
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-03-05 08:42 PM
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2. Years and years ago, Devo joked that they were having all of
Michael Jackson's discarded items, sewn onto themselves.

No need for this anymore, with video morphing etc. When will we not be able to tell the difference between Bush and a computer? Or care?
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