How the Bush Administration will change Pizza Delivery forever:

If it were ten years ago, I would have found this preposterous!

But now. . .

http://www.adcritic.com/interactive/view.php?id=5927

unless they know what they are gonna get...it is an ACLU view of a guy ordering a pizza in HOMELAND Security America....funny, and SICK, and to the point!!!!

too late to edit.

Thanks for taking the risk!

Thx!

It makes you laugh...and then CRY, really!! Who would have ever thought we'd see that as even a remote possibility??

We're probably not too far away from that scenario.

Ignorance is bliss.

Must send to all.

I posted last year........

Subject: Ordering A Pizza
>
>
> > I thought you would really appreciate this one!
> >
> > > Ordering a pizza in the year 2012.
> >
> >
> > Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..."
> >
> >
> > Customer:" Hi, I'd like to order a pizza."
> >
> >
> > Operator:" May I have your NIDN first, sir?"
> >
> >
> > Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
> > 6102049998-45-54610."
> >
> >
> > Operator:"Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
> Drive,and
> > the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln
Insurance
> is
> > 745-2302and your cell number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling
> from,
> > sir?"
> >
> >
> > Customer:"Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"
> >
> >
> > Operator:"We're wired into the system, sir."
> >
> >
> > Customer:(Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat
> > Specialpizzas..."
> >
> >
> > Operator:"I don't think that's a good idea, sir."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"Whaddya mean?"
> >
> >
> > Operator:"Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very high
> > bloodpressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care
> provider
> > won't allow such an unhealthy choice."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"Damn. What do you recommend, then?"
> >
> >
> > Operator:"You might try our low-fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza. I'm sure
you'll
> > likeit"
> >
> >
> > Customer:"What makes you think I'd like something like that?"
> >
> >
> > Operator:"Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
local
> > librarylast week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then.
> What's
> > thedamage?"
> >
> >
> > Operator:"That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids,
> sir.
> > The'damage,' as you put it, heh, heh, comes $49.99."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"Lemme give you my credit card number."
> >
> >
> > Operator:"I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your
> > creditcard balance is over its limit."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver
> > getshere."
> >
> >
> > Operator:"That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
overdrawn."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
How
> > long willit take?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Operator:"We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,
> sir.
> > Ifyou're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out
getting
> > thecash, but carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"
> >
> >
> > Operator:"It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
car
> > gotrepo'ed. But your Harley's paid up, so I just assumed that you'd be
> usingit."
> >
> >
> > Customer:"@#%/$@&?#!"
> >
> >
> > Operator:"I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a
> July
> > 2006conviction for cussing out a cop."
> >
> >
> > Customer:(Speechless)
> >
> >
> > Operator:"Will there be anything else, sir?"
> >
> >
> > Customer:"No, nothing. Oh, yeah, don't forget the two free liters of
Coke
> > your adsays I get with the pizzas."
> >
> >
> > Operator:"I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
from
> > offeringfree soda to diabetics."<

yet.