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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:34 AM
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Is it okay to waterboard Santa?
I mean, if we win this "war" on Christmas, shouldn't we be setting the rules of engagement about now?

Just askin'.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:36 AM
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1. The correct term is "rendered."
:D
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Igel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 10:19 PM
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22. We can render Santa?
Hardly kosher. Maybe for soap?

It would solve the problem, though.
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 10:22 PM
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23. Confused. Doesn't he already have eight Render or something?
They pull his sleigh!
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:37 AM
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2. No. But it is okay to shock Santa's balls. nt
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:40 AM
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3. Doesn't he have balls of holly? Maybe I heard wrong (n/t)
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drhilarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:43 AM
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5. His balls'll be "hole-y" by the time I'm done with 'em.
total war, man, total war.
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OffWithTheirHeads Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:41 AM
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4. I'd rather waterboard Delay
nt
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 02:49 AM
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6. No gifts in the UK this year either..
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 09:05 PM
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19. I hadn't seen that. Nice! (n/t)
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 03:08 AM
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7. Shouldn't he be "Snowboarded"
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6000eliot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:17 AM
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8. Pull his beard until he cries!
Try to fuck with the secular feminist gay agenda!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:25 AM
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9. Our President is bummed out about Christmas
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:40 AM
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10. I saw mama waterboarding Santa Claus ...
You hit the Neil Lisst cartoon Monday topic!!
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 09:04 PM
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18. Nice cartoon Neil! (n/t)
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 04:56 AM
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11. Who would Jesus torture? n/t
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:09 AM
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14. There you go!!! It is just a matter of time before
someone wants to inject religion into a political argument!

:sarcasm:
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 11:19 AM
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15. Besides, Jesus Saves! Christmas is about spending!!! (n/t)
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 07:02 PM
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16. I like the Jewish version:
Jesus Saves, Moses Invests.
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 06:40 AM
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12. Hey, if it is ok to roll a 12 pound ball at his elves, then it should
be no problem for the waterboarding thingy.


http://www.pcworld.com/downloads/file_description/0,fid,2746,RSS,RSS,00.asp
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 09:03 PM
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17. That is just wrong.
Funny, but wrong. *grin*
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zippy890 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 08:51 AM
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13. No, you didn't understand the directive from Central
It specifically stated 'inflatable' santas
and its not waterboarding, its PUNCTURING.

XMAS ATTACK BRIGADE NOTICE:
21 PUNCTURING DAYS LEFT
ALL XMAS INFLATABLE DECORATIONS ARE APPROVED FOR ACTION

There have been reports in the southeast of inflatable nativity scenes. Recruits are urged to team up for these activities and use caution.

VISUALIZE AN INFLATABLE-FREE HOLIDAY SEASON.
;-)
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 09:09 PM
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20. Okay I laughed
Bitter laughter is all I have. That we have to discuss this at all shows you what a steaming pile these monsters have turned this country into. Burn a flag? Sounds good to me. A flag is a symbol. Is that what it stands for? Torturing in secret prisons around the world. Yee haw.
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Ravy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-05-05 10:13 PM
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21. Yeah, I am trying to keep laughing at it....
but I really feel like throwing something.

I think the RWers are trying to get the "evil librul" message to indoctrinate the children. There is a new children's book about Liberals hiding under the bed, as well.

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