On the Firse Day of X-Mas my Fundie President gave to me..

rustydog

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:34 AM
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On the Firse Day of X-Mas my Fundie President gave to me..

A lie about WMD.

On the second day of X-Mas my Fundie President gave to me
a liar known as Chalabi and a lie about WMD.

On the third day of X-Mas...

**Can you Finish the war on Christmas/Bush Carol?

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sinkingfeeling

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:37 AM
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1. On the third day of X-Mas, my Fundie President gave to me

three mobil labs, a liar known as Chalabi and a lie about WMD.

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hobbywizard

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:48 AM
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2. On the fourth day of X-Mas, my Fundie President gave to me

Four Iraqi battalions leading,
Three mobile labs,
Two yellowcakes from Niger,
And a lie about WMD.

I changed the liar Chalabi line b/c you can't have two of him (as the song requires).

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ohio_liberal

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:49 AM
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3. On the fifth day of X-MAS, my Fundie President gave to me

Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 11:49 AM by ohio_liberal

5 IEDs
Four Iraqi battalions leading,
Three mobile labs,
Two yellowcakes from Niger,
And a lie about WMD.

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GreenPartyVoter

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:50 AM
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4. On the 6th day of Xmas my fundie prez gave me

6 useless Humvees

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Infomaniac

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:54 AM
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5. On the seventh day of X-Mas my Fundie President gave to me...

Seven swiftboat commericals
Six useless humvees
Five IEDs...

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ohio_liberal

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:57 AM
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6. On the 8th day of X-mas, my fundie president gave to me

Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 11:57 AM by ohio_liberal

8 federal indictments
Seven swiftboat commericals
Six useless humvees
Five IEDs
Four Iraqi battalions leading,
Three mobile labs,
Two yellowcakes from Niger,
And a lie about WMD.

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hobbywizard

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Tue Dec-06-05 12:38 PM
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8. On the 9th day of X-mas, my fundie president gave to me

Nine falls off his Segway
Eight federal indictments
Seven swiftboat commericals
Six useless humvees
Five IEDs.....

Four Iraqi battalions leading,
Three mobile labs,
Two yellowcakes from Niger,
And a lie about WMD.

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ohio_liberal

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Tue Dec-06-05 12:41 PM
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9. On the 10th day of X-mas, my fundie president gave to me

10 FEMA tents
Nine falls off his Segway
Eight federal indictments
Seven swiftboat commericals
Six useless humvees
Five IEDs.....

Four Iraqi battalions leading,
Three mobile labs,
Two yellowcakes from Niger,
And a lie about WMD.

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ohio_liberal

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Tue Dec-06-05 12:42 PM
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10. On the 11th day of X-mas, my fundie president gave to me

Eleven rolls of duct tape
10 FEMA tents
Nine falls off his Segway
Eight federal indictments
Seven swiftboat commericals
Six useless humvees
Five IEDs.....

Four Iraqi battalions leading,
Three mobile labs,
Two yellowcakes from Niger,
And a lie about WMD.

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ohio_liberal

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Tue Dec-06-05 12:43 PM
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11. On the 12th day of X-mas, my fundie president gave to me

Twelve grams of cocaine
Eleven rolls of duct tape
10 FEMA tents
Nine falls off his Segway
Eight federal indictments
Seven swiftboat commericals
Six useless humvees
Five IEDs.....

Four Iraqi battalions leading,
Three mobile labs,
Two yellowcakes from Niger,
And a lie about WMD.

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Viva_La_Revolution

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Tue Dec-06-05 01:44 PM
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12. I like your's better.

sorry for crashin :blush:

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ohio_liberal

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Tue Dec-06-05 01:46 PM
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13. Nah

It's all good :hug:

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Viva_La_Revolution

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Tue Dec-06-05 11:59 AM
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7. On the first day of Chrismas... my fundie presnit gave to me

Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 12:13 PM by Viva_La_Revolution

a lie about WMDs

On the second day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
Two Wars in the Middle east
and a lie about WMDs.

On the third day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
Five more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
Six-hundred pundits spewing,
Five more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
7 media conglomerates,
Six-hundred pundits spewing,
Five more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
8 more Soldiers bleeding,
7 media conglomerates plotting,
Six-hundred pundits spewing,
Five more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
90 years of apologizing,
8 more Soldiers bleeding,
7 media conglomerates plotting,
Six-hundred pundits spewing,
Five more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
10 Lords Over-Lording,
90 years of apologizing,
8 more Soldiers bleeding,
7 media conglomerates plotting,
Six-hundred pundits spewing,
Five more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the 11th day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
11 War Horns blowing,
10 Lords Over-Lording,
90 years of apologizing,
8 more Soldiers bleeding,
7 media conglomerates plotting,
Six-hundred pundits spewing,
Five more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my fundie presnit gave to me...
12,000 children dying
11 War Horns blowing,
10 Lords Over-Lording,
90 years of apologizing,
8 more Soldiers bleeding,
7 media conglomerates plotting,
Six-hundred pundits spewing,
50 more years of War
four rabid PNACers,
3 mobile labs,
Two wars in the Middle East
and a lie about WMDs.

Yea, I know. It still needs a little work.

I don't feel much like being a team player today. :P

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