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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:05 PM
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SeattleRob Donating Member (893 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:06 PM
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1. "If I only had a brain!" N/T
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:07 PM
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4. or a heart....or courage...n/t
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jrd200x Donating Member (297 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:07 PM
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2. I'm sorry I told a lie
he looks like a little boy fessin' up
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Maggie_May Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:07 PM
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3. Me love oil
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coyotespaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:08 PM
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5. Laura, I can't go to school today, my liver hurts.
That's the most insincere look I've ever seen on him.
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:09 PM
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6. I'd like to help you out, but I can't... I'm only the President. n/t
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:10 PM
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7. "Just the thought of seeing those frogs explode after I lit the fuse...
...brings back such nostalgic memories and warms my heart!"
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:10 PM
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8. "This is my 'compassionate conservative' face.... are you buying it?"
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canadianbeaver Donating Member (929 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:10 PM
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9. "So sorry..you're on your own!"....."I only look after my own"
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:17 PM
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10. "Here is the church, here is the steeple..."
Open it up and see all the people... so long as they are fundamentalist Christians, of course.
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chefgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:24 PM
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13. HA!
You beat me to it!!

-chef-
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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 08:07 PM
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29. It was either that or "itsy bitsy spider" lol n/t
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jaxx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:18 PM
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11. I know I'm a poor excuse for a president, but you elected me.
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chefgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:24 PM
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12. ...
" See, I'm a good Christian man. I'll prove it. Here is the church, and here is the steeple..."

-chef-
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:27 PM
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14. "Hey America look - this is what a compassionate conservative looks like!"
"I mean forget all those posers, heh heh."
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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:34 PM
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15. Pleased to meet you, Hope you guess my name
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long years
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:38 PM
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16. Ya see, I can't help the fact that I'm a dumbass...
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:41 PM
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17. I Cause your pain ...

Cheers
Drifter
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MsLeopard Donating Member (717 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:49 PM
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18. I'm ridding the world of evil
Yes I am! Poppy said I could be Gawd from now on.
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ScooterKen Donating Member (160 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 01:55 PM
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19. (caption inside, click to read)
Edited on Tue Dec-06-05 02:17 PM by ScooterKen


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melody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:29 PM
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26. LOL! Good one. n/t
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Tony_Illinois Donating Member (590 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 02:15 PM
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20. " I Need A Drink So Bad Right Now I Can Almost Taste It "
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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 02:38 PM
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21. "You Had Me at 'Hello'"
"You see, I feel it in my gut, er, no, maybe in my heart, er...well it's somewhere right here in the squishy middle of my body, er, somewhere between my heart and my gut, er...but it tells me 'I'm right', er, whatever it is"
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 02:53 PM
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22. chuckle
sounds just like a * speech.

LOL
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 03:01 PM
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23. It's hard work.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 03:03 PM
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24. "My sternums connected to my... uh... to my... there's a sternum in here,
and if you're not with us... uh... you can't get fooled again!"
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 03:04 PM
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25. "nausea, heartburn, indigestion ..."

(don't stick around for the "upset stomach, diarrhea" part, folks)
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:30 PM
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27. "I'm Fabulous!" nt
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-06-05 06:35 PM
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28. "Dubya does improve with the game, 'helping hands'."
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