Funny * joke

My aunt from England sent this to me. Just what I needed to brighten my mid-afternoon at work.



George W. Bush went to an elementary school in the suburbs of Washington, D.C. (for a photo op)

After his talk he asked for questions. One little boy put up his hand, and the president asked his name.

"Kenneth"

"What is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions:

First - Where are we with your so-called Social Security plan?

Second - What responsibility do you personally take for the mess with FEMA and Homeland Security after Hurricane Katrina?

Third - Why are we still in Iraq when there were no weapons of mass destruction found?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. Bush told the kids that he would continue after recess.

When they resumed the president said "Okay where were we? Who has a question?" A different little boy put his hand up. George W. pointed to him and asked his name.

"Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions:

First - Where are we with your so-called social security plan?

Second - What responsibility do you personally take for the mess with FEMA and Hurricane Katrina ?

Third - Why are we still in Iraq when there were no weapons of mass destruction found?"

Fourth - Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

And Fifth - "What happened to Kenneth?"

Extra-dition, as the kids are calling it these days

You bastard!

:spray: :rofl:

Tell us little Kenny where do you get off talking about such embarrassing subjects in front of Bu$h?

...oops, sorry, should have read further.