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One story involved Denny Crane shooting a homeless man with a paint ball. The guy wants to sue him but no lawyer will go against this firm and finally Alan Shore takes the case because he is bothered by all the poor people around and gives the guy a personal check for $75K because Denny is his friend and he is not going after him.
Crane is going on the Larry King show, again, except that there is another woman filling in for him who uses the show to promote her book and who goes after him for "hijacking" the legal system. Denny is quite flustered and at the end gives Shore a check for $75K. He was not going to pay the homeless man, but does take care of his own. "How did you know?" Asks and amazed Alan. "I know" Denny responds, pointing at his head "a lot of things that others do not know I know" (or something like that)
But the main story - mentioned below that caught me gasping - was the one about Denise going shopping with her house keeper and the housekeeper's young son. As they are in the Dept. Store admiring a picture frame, the boy is gone. Security tapes reveal a known pedophile whose whereabout are unknown but whose previous victim was found dead.
Denise is besides herself. She and Brad are at the FBI - Brad's own network - and the FBI guy "suggests" that citizens can accomplish more than law enforcement people who have to play by the rules. And the FBI really "does not know" who they got hold of FBI fake badges from his desk. He gives them the address of the kidnaper's brother.
They burst into the brother who speaks only Italian, and Denise translates and they take him into custody. Back at the office, Schmitt is horrified, of course, and does not want to know anything about it, or for the firm to be involved. Hinting about their chances at becoming partners.
Brad finds out that the guy does speak English and threatens to torture him and he finally says that the kidnapper goes to a priest. There will be a problem of the confessional seal, of course but the FBI guy, again, gives them a fake warrant for the priest's office, where they may find notes.
The priest, of course, will not hear about it because, yes, he does have notes in his office and resolutely locks his office.
Denise is besides herself. She grabs the big ax from the fire wall and brad grabs it walking toward the door. The next thing, several fingers are rolling on the floor, the priest is screaming holding his bloody hand, while other nuns and every one else is screaming in horror.
And in the middle of this chaos, the priest's cat grabs one fingers and runs away...
Cut to commercial.
The ambulance is there, Schmitt is there and Denise shows her fake papacy papers that the priest has been printing in his office and selling for several thousands a piece. "We have him," says Denise.
"He just got his fingers in the way of the ax" - they both say. "How many fingers?" Schmitt asks. "Three." "And how many were recovered?" "two."
Then the FBI guy is there. I thought that he was going to admonish them, to pretend he's never seen them. Instead, he has the third finger in a bag of ice. He suggests that they can take the finger to the hospital and "offer" it to the priest for his information.
Brad is almost sick, but Denise is grabbing it.
In the hospital the priest is full of anger, promises to sue them. Denise is telling him about the faked papal papers, that he is finish. "Screw you" his replies.
Denise just pulls the finger from her purse - naked, as is - and then the priest reveals the place where the kidnapper lives under an assume name. Denise fishes back in her purse, finds the bag of ice, put the fingers back there and gives it to the priest.
Yes, happy ending. SWAT teams grab the guy and the kid, alive.
Perhaps others can correct and add comments.
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