Is your child resoundingly average?

Then make it a BabyBush Christmas!



http://www.babybushtoys.com/index.html

Can we say instead, "is your child a budding fascist and fear-mongerer?"

what will the freepfreeks make of this?

:yoiks:

At least not recently. ;)

Thanks! Recommended.

:rofl:

I love it.

I need a present for my nephew's despicable wife. He survived a year in Iraq and returned home without physical damage. They now live in my sister's basement apartment so that he can attend college but lady evil thinks it's a good idea for him to head back to Iraq as a contractor so that he can earn $100,000 in a year. Why - because at 23 she wants another child right now and a big house and does not think she should wait for him to complete his degree. Please design something truly appropriate.

all they see is the money....

sickening.

I'm sorry your nephew got one of those.

but I question his judgement big time. He postponed university because she didn't make the grade and decided to attend Community College with her for a year and they would both go to college a year later. He'd have been the 4th generation of college graduates on our side but there are none in her family so clearly he's the idiot here. Truthfully I think his parents divorce messed him up so he was vulnerable and looking for love.
Smart SOB got pregnant (blame him too) and then he signed up for the army so he could marry her and look after the family. One year later came 9/11 and the rest is history. He served his time and returned without physical damage(his head is messed up though) and the BFH has decided that since precedent was set, she can win again.
I'm preparing for either their divorce or his death in Iraq. Meanwhile she can prepare to receive a nasty letter from me for Christmas 2005.

Your husband's alive lady. Find some freakin' gratitude or go be a mercernary yourself!

She's ill. Has to be. You're kidding right? This is inhumane on so many levels. Karma's a bitch.

but he'd have to be even sicker to put his own life at risk for her greed and impatience. He does have a lovely four plus year old daughter to think about and she should come first.

These are hysterical!

Where I live all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Stop by if you're ever near Lake Wobegon.

Bush would still find a way to not win it, though.