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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:07 AM
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Say it or I'll break every bone in your fucking body
SAY IT or DIE you liberal commie bastards....

1.....2......3.....


Merry Christmas!



(This message sponsored by your friendly Christian and morally superior right-wing political party.)
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:09 AM
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1. Have...
Happy Holidays!!!!11!!11!1

:popcorn:
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:11 AM
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2. Oh I see....you're one of them e-leetists. You think you're smart
don' ya? Well wait right 'chere til I go to my gun rack. Be right back...
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:20 AM
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4. No.... I just don't give a F^@%.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:15 AM
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POAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:54 AM
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15. Wow, how bad does a message
Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 05:55 AM by POAS
need to be to get deleted from this thread????

Edited to add HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
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pretzel4gore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 08:23 AM
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18. yeah, even i'm stymied to contribute!
and i can curse like a born agin christian! sheeese!
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:22 AM
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5. Does that include the earbones.. LOL
Merry FUCK YOU christmas.
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:26 AM
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7. Well, well. I see "somebody" came around. No need to worry
about them pretty little earbones of yourn. :evilgrin:
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:32 AM
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9. what do you mean by somebody?
I don't get it.
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:29 AM
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12. LOL nt
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:10 AM
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26. Hi undergroundpanther!
:hi:

Good to see you!

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zanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:07 AM
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24. George Costanza's father had the right idea.
Merry Festivus to all!
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stevietheman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:25 AM
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6. Merry Commercialism! n/t
n/t
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:26 AM
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28. Ding, Ding, Ding!!!
We have a winner!
Happy Holidays all.
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:28 AM
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8. Screw it! Merry Fitzmas!!
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wake.up.america Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 04:35 AM
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10. Another ploy to solidify their support. Jerry F is an idiot.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:16 AM
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11. you need some of my special egg nog.
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LiberalPersona Donating Member (679 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:52 AM
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13. Merry Kwanukkamas n/t
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Bellamia Donating Member (671 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 10:54 AM
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22. Kwanukkamas!
Brilliant! Yesterday my doc said Merry Christmas during my visit, I chided him and said, Doc, i'ts Cheery Chrismukkah. What's that he said.........its Christmas & Hannakkah.Well he said, what will we say for Kwannza? Why, MERRY KWANUKKAMAS! ;>)
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 05:54 AM
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14. Eh
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 06:54 AM
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16. "Merry Bullshit!" is all the rage as a greeting this season!
Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 06:54 AM by Kurovski
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 07:52 AM
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17. Season's Greetings.
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jazzjunkysue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:46 AM
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19. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Go get the cushy chair!
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sproutster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:48 AM
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20. Happy Christkwanzmakka!
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derby378 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 09:50 AM
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21. JUDEN RAUS!
Quick! Get the "No Spin Net!"
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:04 AM
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23. happy holidays. son and i went to walmart for whole chestnuts
couldnt find them at other store. put money into salvation army,.....cause i always donate to teach boys to give, not because of the org. i told ten year old, be sure to say, happy holidays, not merry christmas.

he wanted to know why

told him, oh lordy edmund, the right took the flag, christianity, america and now they want christmas. they say we cant say happy holidays, have to say merry christmas and put christ back into christmas. though holiday means, holy day, thinkin jesus will be ok with that. all the while we have people walking an listening to what we are sayin

get into store edmund says, but i like merry christmas, this isnt fair, why are they always doing htis. it is almost christmas, i am suppose to say merry christmas. when is the republicans going to stop

this, a ten year old ranting loud enough for all around us to hear. the looks of surprise as we talk our love for christ and christmas and the misbehavior of the holier than thou republican.

it was fun

and i found no whole chestnuts, so i didnt give walmart my money
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sproutster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:07 AM
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25. I actually support Salvation Army
I'm sorry, but in reading during the hurricane and after, they were one of the organizations that actually provided relief. Also past hurricane victims when asked which organization helped the most - the answer was almost invariably Salvation Army and FEMA (under Clinton).

I happily donate when I see the ringers - they are out there in weather I wouldn't send my dog out in.
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 11:16 AM
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27. thank you that makes me feel even better. every person ringing
the bells deserve the hugest of smiles from me a happy holidays, and a buck in my view. i could not shift my eye away from these people, and pretend they are not there. not who i am. so thank you for liking what they do with the money. and as i say, i think it is important my children and niece and enough learn to give. nto a lot, but as a whole, the giving is huge.

coolest. thanks

i was with my youngest a couple days ago walking into united. he is putting money in and i say to the man. i say happy holidays and since holiday means, holy day, i am thinking jesus is ok with that, what do you think? he got the hugest of smiles and said, i think he is ok with that

was lovely
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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 01:17 PM
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29. I'm waiting..... nt
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Err Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-10-05 01:19 PM
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30. Happy Holidays to you too!
:D
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