The Deep Spiritual Wisdom of Mahatma Condi!

"We don't have any room in our policies for the use of torture, and we never will. If America is guilty of anything, it is of killing the world with kindness. We don't lie, and we don't make false promises. Ever. I'm Orville Redenbacher, and you have my word on it."

"If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime. But if you feed a man to the fishes, well... that'll REALLY teach him."

"If there were no wars, it would be necessary for us to invent one."

More pearls of wisdom and a neat animated gif at
Mahatma Condi

Non-Violent Non-Resistance.
Perfect Capitulation.
Nice New Shoes for Everyone.

President Evil Online

and her potential future earnings.

BEWARE! the Evil Eyes of Condi Rice!

I miss the man with three buttocks. I went to snag it for an appropriate bit of snark over in the lounge the other night and it was gone...perhaps I didn't know where to look...any idea where that photo got off to? May I use it too on occasion?

Sure, it's at
http://presidentevilonline.com/buttocks.html

I'm about to move, and I'm trying desperately to update my site before I do; soon a lot of the stuff that's appeared on these pages but can't be found easily on my site will be indexed properly...
Please feel free to use my stuff or reference it as you need; I'm all about sharing the wealth of madness and steaming angst I've been so blessed with... links are appreciated when possible, of course...

thanks bunches, I will site source when it gets used and use it I shall. Thanks.. i am off to bed now...later

I better subscribe to the "Keyboard of the Month" Club.

Gandhi is rice.

your comparison is great!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :applause: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo: :applause: :applause: :rofl: :applause:

:rofl: :rofl: And yes it is sad.

...no one can prove a negative.

This admin has really lost it. It has Rice out there calling attention to the very things it should want to sidestep.

We're in deep $hit.

It's like walking in on an obvious rape, but the perpetrator has a gun and you don't... and they just hold it on ya and keep pumpin' away while saying, "No, this is not a rape! She's just hollering her head off cuz she likes it! I don't rape! I never raped no one!"
We are definitely approaching critical mass...

"Where there's Smoke there's Work!"

Condie is every bit as stupid as Bush!

And she his finely feathered rodent mascot...
But still, who is the real puppetmaster?
This 'Electrician' fellow is in more danger than he realizes...
You see, Flotsam, each time the Tube is used they are drawn closer,
ever closer... into the juicy jaws of fate!

(I LOVE FT!)

Law...Son!...He's not Your Son...Fred!

And if Rats were the size of English School Children, they could wipe us out in a week...Pocksum. I've ratted about in the cupboard for some co-co beans, but there's none to be had. I'm about ready to contact VD!

Everything Shrub(mudhead)knows is wrong! * He's been badly mossed I'm afraid! * He smells the breakfast cooking in the big hole in the desert! * No more Zizzing and dripping like with the tropical fishes, or no hot buttered groat clusters for George Leroy Tirebiter Boooosh. * Because a Mighty Hot Dog, is his Lord! * All he really wants is the pignut oil, is how the duce, I deduce all that!


FT was the best.

BTW... Mahatma Condi made me LMAO!

"Hey kid, president gonna get ya a new pair of shoes?
"He's tryin', Barney..."

Glad you enjoy my site, Hubert!
Catch ya on the FunWay...

You managed to make her even uglier & more evil looking than she already is. K & R


Keith’s Barbeque Central

No one makes these goons look worser then they themselves...

(I know--what a weird sentence!

These sayings would be great on a desk calendar:

"If we could just kill all the unreasonable people..."

"If you teach a child to whistle, you have no one to blame but yourself."

:rofl:

I do in fact have enough original one-liners to do an entire calendar...
The next year's one, though, would probably be a tough order...

I LOVE that new avatar of yours, btw... :)

"We can work our way out of these dark times we find ourselves in, but only if we have the courage and the fortitude to ignore the world around us, and to keep on shopping and buying as if nothing untoward has happened."

:rofl: