If only H.W. Bush had used a condem ......

Botany

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Sat Dec-10-05 09:28 AM
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If only H.W. Bush had used a condem ......

We're workin' with our partners to expand prevention efforts, that emphasize abstinence, being faithful in marriage, and using condems correctly.
-- Dubya serves up a new pronunciation for condoms on World AIDS Day, Washington, D.C., Dec. 1, 2005
from dubya speak.com

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havocmom

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Sat Dec-10-05 09:30 AM
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1. Or even timely withdrawl

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adriennui

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Sat Dec-10-05 09:45 AM
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2. the idiot is embarrassed by anything sexual

he can't even pronounce condoms.

were the twins conceived by artificial insemination? it would explain the chimps' relationship with rove et al.

i apologize in advance if i offended anyone.

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kcwayne

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Sat Dec-10-05 09:46 AM
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3. He did. Barbara was having an affair with one of Prescott's

Nazi friends, leaving us stuck with der stockdumm Fuhrer

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TheCowsCameHome

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Sat Dec-10-05 09:50 AM
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4. Babs was just too hot to trot that night.

Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 09:51 AM by Lastlaughin08

HW must have been drunk as well.

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bullwinkle428

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Sat Dec-10-05 09:59 AM
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5. Thanks for giving me a visual that I'll have trouble getting rid of

for the rest of the day! :puke: :rofl:

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Monkey see Monkey Do

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Sat Dec-10-05 10:35 AM
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6. I was listening to an anti-abortion song the other day

Edited on Sat Dec-10-05 11:07 AM by Monkey see Monkey Do

(I know, that's a weird way to start a post!) and it had the lyric "If you support abortion then your Mum should have had one too."!!

There was a condom advert along similar lines, with Hitler and other ****s parents with the caption "If only they'd worn a (brand-name) condom."

(If you want to listen to about 30 minutes of anti-abortion songs, just follow this link:

http://wfmu.org/listen.php/IM/020116

you haven't lived until you've heard "Diary of an Unborn Child" by Lil' Markie.

"Why did you kill me, mommy
When God made me special for you?
I really wanted to see you
And put my little arms around you.
Why did you kill me, mommy
Because I thought you really cared for me.
And I wonder what I would have grown up to be?
I guess I?ll never know, 'cause mommy, you killed me"

link to mp3:
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0510/markie/02_-_Lil_Markie_-_Diary_Of_An_Unborn_Child.mp3

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Sat Dec-10-05 10:37 AM
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7. If there ever was a time that abortion should have been legal........

and USED. That damn idiot has put a curse on America and I wonder if we will ever get rid of it. :puke:

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