Bill O'Reilly needs your help

Bill O’Reilly needs your help during this holiday season. Find out how you can bring a little joy to a mentally challenged conservative talk show host’s holidays here.

Whose counter? The link is to my site. I am not Bill O'Reilly. however, I do think this is a fiendishly clever little statement that was originated by Tom Tomorrow.

Joyful secular humanist solstice-time well-wishes, Bill LOL

shits in his hat though.

and he's still be a bit pissed off at the world even then.

Kwanzaa, Hannukah, and some other gourmet holiday cards in there too, JUST to see if we can cause an aneurism to pop.

You know how much Bill O'Reilly loves racial and ethnic diversity.

But he especially loves Happy Holidays cards. I mean, he must — he talks about them all the time.

It'd make a nice little meme to combat the hatred O'Reilly spews every day.

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I think he's just trying to get back into the good graces of the fundies after his hypocrisy became public. Or maybe somebody stole the Christmas Wreath off his vibrator.

"Countdown with Keith Olbermann" CHRISTMAS ornament, for his CHRISTMAS tree.

It wouldn't be that hard. Crafts stores sell plain white ornaments in individual boxes, suitable for decorating. I could get one and use one of the "temporary tattoos" of Keith that I have from when Fox Sports was plugging his move to their network years ago. (Somehow it seems especially sweet to use an old Fox publicity item to drive O'Reilly nuts.) I could transfer the tattoo of Keith's head to the ornament, give it a nice coating of clear lacquer, maybe paint some holly leaves and berries on it, and voila! Bill would have his very own Merry Christmas ornament from someone I know he just loves!

Hah. The only thing stopping me is that in his current paranoid state, he'd probably have me tracked down and arrested. Then again, imagine what a silly news story it would make...