help - I'm not very skilled with the search function

just recieved freep - relative email - know this was covered a while back and there were some good retorts (No I don't WANT to ignore the dumb fucks that sent it)

anybody have a link or any good ones? It was the one about the complaining liberal college student daughter who's repuke father gives her the punchline:

"Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's
>office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your
>friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and
>certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."
>
> The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired
>back, "That wouldn't be fair! I have worked really hard for my grades!
>I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done
>next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail
>off!"
>
> The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the
>Republican Party." "
:mad: :puke: :nuke: :banghead:

Ask them who promoted and signed welfare reform into law.

Hint: it wasn't dubya.

search or have it bookmarked? (dang I knew at the time I should have done that)

I suppose now is a good a time as any to learn the search feature better. Any hints anybody?

"Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to

just give you a perfect GPA because you're rich and white?"

The daughter thought that was a great idea. The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the
Republican Party."

The people cooking, cleaning, maintaining his car, teaching his children, the doctor helping all those people stay healthy enough to be able to continue to work at minimal wages are just playing? Or is the reason the CEO (who inherited his money and position) deserves more money is because he has all those people servicing him? welcome to the republican party. ;)

if anybody cares:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2275546