A Christmass story! About a real Christmas wish that came true!

Sex with sheep used in nativity scene
Charleston, WV (US)

A man accused of having sex with a sheep used in a Charleston nativity scene has struck a deal with Kanawha County prosecutors that allowed him to stay out of jail.

Joey Armstrong, 30, will serve two years of probation and be required to get some mental health care for breaking into a funeral home's manger scene and molesting an animal, according to court documents and his lawyer, public defender Stephen Kenney.

The deal, inked last month with little fanfare, will give Armstrong a chance to begin piecing together his life, Kenney said. He said his client was shaken up after his December 2002 arrest on charges of cruelty to animals, trespassing and destruction of property.

"It's not the sort of fame that anyone would seek," Kenney said of his client, who now lives in a Charleston homeless shelter. "You basically become an outcast everywhere you go. He's an outcast at the homeless shelter. He's very ashamed. He's filled with shame." More...

http://www.pet-abuse.com/pages/cruelty_database/case_details.php?case_id=1631&flag=1631

WHY WE LIVE IN HUNTINGTON-NOT CHARLESTON
HNN Staff

An East Bank man was arrested this week after police said he gave a perverse meaning to the phrase, "I Love Ewe."

Charleston Police were patrolling the West Side Saturday when they saw Joey Michael Armstrong, 29, in a rather, well, compromising position-as in having sex with the sheep. Patrolman C.T. Young said Armstrong had his pants and underwear around his ankles in the sheep area of a Living Nativity Scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home.

Armstrong now faces misdemeanor charges of cruelty to animals, destruction of property, trespassing, and felony stupidity.

Apparently the wise men hadn't arrived yet to counsel Mr. Armstrong.

http://www.huntingtonnews.net/archives/state/all/baaaa.htm

That guy is one Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad apple!

and pay for his legal bills?

Like WV needs this dogging it, along with all the other stereotypes. Welcome to Wild Wonderful West Virginia, home of the sheep-fuckers.

‘Arragghrrorwr!’

in certain circles...I won't say where and who...but some call them REPUBLICANS....

LMAO...rolling on the foloor ripping my guts out....Cruelty to Armstrong for not allowing to go on with his life and giving my a lifetime stipend of $60,000 per month and a new car every 12 months. He needs a new Ewe every week, besides, nobody said anything about his equipment...maybe the girls end up laughing so much it drve him to EWE

So sayz the The Society of PREVENTING EWE ABUSE and its side kick, The Society of UNDERSTANDING EWE LOVERS

He tried that on a pig and it squealed on him, so he was looking for love in all the wrong places about the time he heard "FREEZE, LET'S SEE SOME ID SON!" Viagra kills sheeple and there ain't no doubt about it! Those Freepers all hopped up on Bob Dole's little blue Christmass enhancment pills would rust away without Christmass critters of ever size, shape and color!

Bush even goes to the ranch on the 4th of July to celebrate and all his cronies go too!

I swear I was kidding when I said that I live in WV-where the men are men and sheep are scared.

love, because 'you know who' is watching us all 24/7 this time of year!

I guess home schooling don't work any better on sheep, than it does on people!

The Sheep?

EDIT: BTW...Merry Syphilis

A pervert named Joey Armstrong
Must have took several hits from a bong
When the cops heard a clatter
Checked out what was the matter
They nailed Joe with the proof on his d?ng

I tried!

Joey likes shish-ka-bobs VERY rare
Bout animal husbandry hasn't a care
He spent Christmas in jail
Cause he went for some tail
I thank gawd they could save the gray mare!

The OP sez..."cruelty to animals, destruction of property, trespassing and felony stupidity."

Doesen't that just about cover the entire republican party?

This desperado would still be out on the lamb.

:yoiks:

:rofl:

"Ziz...Crackle...Ahhh...Joe...ahhhh...could you send the Squat team over to the nativity scene at the corner of walk and don't walk, asap...there's been an illeagel entry...It really looks bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAd...Over and Out!"

:spray: