What would you eat for your last meal? And do they really give you what

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:09 PM
Original message

What would you eat for your last meal? And do they really give you what

you order? What if you want a box of chocolate cherries, the kind with the white stuff in em, not just the runny junk?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Horse with no Name

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:10 PM
Response to Original message

1. I think there is a monetary limit

But from what I understand...most of them don't feel like eating.:(

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:12 PM
Response to Reply #1

3. Well hell, I'd order it just to make them go get it!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DS1

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:13 PM
Response to Reply #1

5. 10 dollars

10 stinking dollars, but I hear that the Chefs do the best they can with what they have

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:11 PM
Response to Reply #5

58. Ten stinking dollars and that's it? Well I guess there is now such thing

as a last meal of your choice. That's a lie too! Liars in every walk of life.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Obamanaut

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 09:26 PM
Response to Reply #1

79. $20 in Fla...

<snip> Prior to execution, an inmate may request a last meal. To avoid extravagance, the food to prepare the last meal must cost no more than $20 and must be purchased locally. <snip>

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/oth/deathrow/index.html#General

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Warpy

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:11 PM
Response to Original message

2. I'd ask what the limit was

and then request it be given to charity.

I mean really, who wants to puke during an execution? It's undignified enough.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:13 PM
Response to Reply #2

4. Well I would call that revenge, puke all over the needle dude!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

obxhead

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:24 PM
Response to Reply #4

15. No I don't think you would really want to do that...

he/she is the only one who can make sure they get it right the first time.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:35 PM
Response to Reply #15

34. Mess up the killer, sure mess em up, but Horse with no name says the

stuff they use paralyzes then burns, so no reflex action. Kills the gag.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ScreamingMeemie

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:26 PM
Response to Reply #2

59. One of the men in texas asked that his meal be given to a homeless

person. :(

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

MazeRat7

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:14 PM
Response to Original message

6. Well given all the ruckus about porn lately - I'll let you guess... *grin.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:16 PM
Response to Reply #6

7. Naughty naughty naughty!

:spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank::spank: :spank:spankety spank spank!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

MazeRat7

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:18 PM
Response to Reply #7

8. *evil grin.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Skittles

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:18 PM
Response to Original message

9. within reason, yes they do

want to know what the last meals in Texas were? http://www.thememoryhole.org/deaths/texas-final-meals.htm

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:22 PM
Response to Reply #9

12. Wholey crap this one dude could eat!

Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Skittles

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:39 PM
Response to Reply #12

37. remember, they have been eating crappy prison food for decades

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:46 PM
Response to Reply #37

45. I hear that is why there is so many conversions to Judaism in the joint.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Carni

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 08:49 PM
Response to Reply #12

75. I honestly cannot imagine who the hell could even eat in that situation

I have decided the death penalty is pretty disgusting--I think a firing squad would be more dignified.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DanCa

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:20 PM
Response to Original message

10. Thier is a limit. I want something that sets heavy on my stomach.

Might as well leave a mark no?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

MercutioATC

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:20 PM
Response to Original message

11. No alcohol is the only restriction I've heard of.

...which kinda really sucks. If you were going to be executed, wouldn't you want a little buzz first?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:23 PM
Response to Reply #11

13. Well I think they get the ultimate buzz don't they?

Lenny Bruce could tell us about that if he could yell from the other side.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Horse with no Name

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:26 PM
Response to Reply #13

21. No buzz with the drugs they give

They give a paralyzing agent then straight pottasium chloride that burns like raw fire in your veins. Even diluted 1:250 it burns.
The paralyzing agent keeps them from screaming out in agony, but they feel everything.:(

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:33 PM
Response to Reply #21

31. Doesn't burn long I hope. Poor thing.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

OffWithTheirHeads

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:23 PM
Response to Original message

14. Fillet mignon, doused in freshly ground pepper and Carawy seeds

and covered with Stilton, A great Cab, , peaches poached,in pepper, stilton and sage , Lobster in drawn butter. and a chocolate mouse., a good port and an excellant Cognac

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:24 PM
Response to Reply #14

17. Ewwwwww baby a fine plate there! Dinner any time! Just pm me.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

OffWithTheirHeads

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 11:40 PM
Response to Reply #17

87. Where do you live?

We could make this happen!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

...of J.Temperance

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:26 PM
Response to Reply #14

19. Jaysus...hey maybe we could share a Death Row cell...

Just throw in some Milk Duds with the rest of that stuff and that'll be fine :)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:33 PM
Response to Reply #19

32. crack me up J. Temperance.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

...of J.Temperance

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:40 PM
Response to Reply #32

39. So that's, THREE for one Death Row cell...okay

He's a boy, you're a boy and I'm a girl...three of us in one Death Row cell...HECK, that's a...threesome.

Is that allowed in Death Row cells? ;)

:bounce:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:43 PM
Response to Reply #39

42. No doll, last time I checked, I would be a girl too. My son calls even

old ladies girls. LOL...still a girl and a three's a crowd...specially in a cell with one steel toilet at my age.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

...of J.Temperance

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:46 PM
Response to Reply #42

44. Oh heck...

Well, considering that you're a girl TOO...that's one boy and two girls which is called...one boy and two girls sharing a Death Row cell and having dinner and some Milk Duds.

:)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:47 PM
Response to Reply #44

46. Cool, but milk dudes and my teeth ...could be bad news.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

...of J.Temperance

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:51 PM
Response to Reply #46

50. Well

I'll eat the Milk Duds then :)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:56 PM
Response to Reply #50

54. Deal

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Carni

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 08:53 PM
Response to Reply #14

76. I don't think they execute people like Martha Stewart

That menu you just described sounds a little upscale for most death row inmates! But I could be wrong!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

OffWithTheirHeads

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 11:42 PM
Response to Reply #76

88. Hey!

They asked!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Poll_Blind

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:24 PM
Response to Original message

16. P***Y! I think they give you what you want, within reason. n/t

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:27 PM
Response to Reply #16

22. Another spankety spank!

:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank :spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank:spank: :spank: spankety spank spank

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Cleita

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:25 PM
Response to Original message

18. I would have nothing more than a big fat banana split.n/t

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:28 PM
Response to Reply #18

25. Is that your favorite Cleita?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Cleita

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:32 PM
Response to Reply #25

30. Yep, but I don't indulge very often because they are so fattening.n/t

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:37 PM
Response to Reply #30

36. I like them too, but haven't had one since I was a kid. Probably would go

for the high cholesterol crab with drawn butter, because wouldn't have to worry about it any more.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

mitchum

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:26 PM
Response to Original message

20. Crab legs and sunflower seeds in the shell- "Goddammit let me finish!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:28 PM
Response to Reply #20

24. Stretch out that time egh?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

mitchum

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:29 PM
Response to Reply #24

27. Absolutely

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Silverhair

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:27 PM
Response to Original message

23. The origin of that custom.

Many inmates don't go calmly to their deaths. Some go kicking, fighting, screaming, crying, etc. To make things easier on the guards, the prisoners were heavily sedated. The last meal was laced with sedatives. Of course, if the prisoner gets to eat what he wants for his last meal, then he is more likely to be well sedated.

Nowdays, the sedative is usually optional.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:30 PM
Response to Reply #23

28. Bible says to give a dying man "strong drink." Guess the fundies ignore

this too, since it's not allowed.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

RagingInMiami

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:29 PM
Response to Original message

26. A plate of linguini

Tossed in olive oil, fresh garlic, red pepper, grated parmesan and lemon juice. A side of garlic bread.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:31 PM
Response to Reply #26

29. woooo damn, that sounds good tooo. I can smell the garlic from here in

the dark.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

RagingInMiami

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:35 PM
Response to Reply #29

35. It's one of my favorite meals

And so easy to prepare. And it's light yet filling.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:40 PM
Response to Reply #35

40. mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm dinner plans in the future for me I see!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

RagingInMiami

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:50 PM
Response to Reply #40

49. Only if you bring the wine

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SammyWinstonJack

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:34 PM
Response to Original message

33. Who the hell could eat and what's the point, anyway?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:39 PM
Response to Reply #33

38. Last piece of earthly enjoyment. A way to get over eat it and savor every

bite. Like the rat that was chased over the cliff by the wolf. He by shear luck of the draw grabbed and as luck would have it he grabbed onto a beautifully lush vine of grapes. He picked one and savored it for moments and said "aaaaaahhhhhhhh delicious."

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SammyWinstonJack

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:48 PM
Response to Reply #38

47. I'd be too freaked out to eat anything. I'd probably ask for a valium

instead. Is that allowed? And as for the ghouls who want to witness this ie Rita Crosby, :wtf: is wrong with them?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:54 PM
Response to Reply #47

52. Yes, I think another poster said you can request a sedative so they don't

have to drag you kicking and screaming. I would have to request a computer so I could say goodnight and goodluck to all my DUer budds! Wonder if that is allowed?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SammyWinstonJack

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:58 PM
Response to Reply #52

56. I couldn't say. Why not grant whatever the condemned wants, within

reason? Aren't they allowed time with their families before the appointed time?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:00 PM
Response to Reply #56

57. I think so yes. But it too is limited.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

HEyHEY

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:42 PM
Response to Original message

41. The warden's cat

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:45 PM
Response to Reply #41

43. OMG! Ding ding ding WINNER WINNER WINNER HERE!

:rofl: :applause: :spray: :woohoo:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SoCalDem

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #43

67. Hmmmm... Is the warden married?

:spank:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

triguy46

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 10:07 PM
Response to Reply #41

80. 9:07 CST and my first LOL of the day! Thanks!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Rocknrule

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:49 PM
Response to Original message

48. I'd have

fried and rotisserie chicken, pork and beef ribs, ribeye steak, chocolate covered macademia nuts, a chocolate shake, and some kind of dessert with peanut butter and chocolate.

Then I'd puke on everyone and make my getaway:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:52 PM
Response to Reply #48

51. You'd need more than puke unless you slimed yourself good enough

to slip through bars and past the grasp of many big guards with tasers lasers and then there is the dogs and search lights. Escape is what ultimately happens anyway, so another reason to be against the death penalty.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

TrueAmerican

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:55 PM
Response to Original message

53. I would not accept anything and only thing I would want is forgiveness

from the victim's family(ies) I destroyed.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 10:57 PM
Response to Reply #53

55. Got to hand it to a martar.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ScreamingMeemie

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:29 PM
Response to Original message

60. This makes me think of the CSI Miami where the man asked for

a peanut butter sandwich, knowing he was deathly allergic. State wasn't allowed to get their jollies that time. :hi:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:34 PM
Response to Reply #60

61. Heh heh heh.... Fool me once...can't get fooled agin...

:hi: :thumbsup:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Dances with Cats

(545 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:36 PM
Response to Original message

62. Pussy, and I doubt i'd get it.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Occulus

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 01:17 AM
Response to Reply #62

70. I had to post something useless

because your post and the one immediately under it (#63) just DO NOT go together.

:evilgrin:

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 08:57 PM
Response to Reply #70

77. Thank you!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

notadmblnd

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:40 PM
Response to Original message

63. I love the runny stuff

so much better than the white cream especially if the runny stuff is cherry Liquor.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

CAG

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Mon Dec-12-05 11:50 PM
Response to Original message

64. Giordanos Loop deep dish pizza, a chicken/macaroni casserole

my mom sometimes makes, a diet coke, and Braums chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

lonestarnot

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 12:36 AM
Response to Reply #64

65. mmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Carni

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 08:58 PM
Response to Reply #64

78. DIET Coke?

Why would you still be counting calories? lol

Not trying to be a jerk but I can't gag down diet soda and am just surprised that people actually like the taste of it!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

CAG

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 11:17 PM
Response to Reply #78

83. I drank real coke for 34 years and finally switched...now I can't stand

real coke; it tastes to sweet....and this is from someone who only goes to weddings to eat the wedding cake.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

SoCalDem

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 12:53 AM
Response to Original message

66. A plate of 17 yr cicadas.....crispy fried.. So you say there are none?

Edited on Tue Dec-13-05 12:54 AM by SoCalDem

I'll wait :)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

northzax

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #66

68. I think I stil have some in my freezer...

wanna make an offer?

I find they were better lightly sauteed in butter.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Rowdyboy

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 01:04 AM
Response to Original message

69. Fried oysters, crab and corn chowder, soft shell crab, crawfish claws...

Hell, I don't know! Seafood!

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

AtomicKitten

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 01:18 AM
Response to Original message

71. You could knock the hell of out $10 at In-N-Out.

A couple double-doubles, fries, and a coke.

But I'd rather have a gnarly margarita.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

AgadorSparticus

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 01:24 AM
Response to Original message

72. this may sound kind of strange, but, I wouldn't want anything but a glass

of water. And if I could, I'd fast for days ahead of time to prepare myself.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

AndreaCG

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 07:00 PM
Response to Original message

73. Eggplant parmesan with spaghetti

and garlic bread. I'd order cold sesame noodles but most hick places wouldn't know what the hell they are.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

elehhhhna

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 07:34 PM
Response to Original message

74. Aurelio's pizza, thin, easy sausage, extra sauce. Extra Large.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

fortyfeetunder

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 10:20 PM
Response to Original message

81. They'll regret they asked me

If I were to be executed at midnight, I'd want a bowl of stewed prunes, a bowl of bran cereal and a glass of milk about 4PM.

I get really nervous under stress and I am sure my gurgling belly, along with the lactose intolerance would be a spectacle going out. I'd be creating a gas chamber in addition to the lethal injection. I dare the medics to stay in the room with me.

The last words I want them to say are "dayum, ... full of $#!+!"

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

ruggerson

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 10:21 PM
Response to Original message

82. An all you can eat, no time limit buffet n/t

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

Phoonzang

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 11:24 PM
Response to Original message

84. I'd ask for a cyanide pill

I wouldn't let them have the satisfaction.... :-)

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

0007

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 11:25 PM
Response to Original message

85. 600 mic LSD - No food please

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

stevedeshazer

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 11:31 PM
Response to Original message

86. Some of that green mescaline I had at Joe's apartment in 1972

And a fifth of McNaughton's whisky with a shot glass and a fattie.

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

the_real_38

(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-13-05 11:45 PM
Response to Original message

89. I think I'd try something new, maybe take a little gamble ...

... Llama anyone?

Printer Friendly | Permalink | | Top

DU AdBot (1000+ posts)

Fri Apr 19th 2024, 02:23 PM
Response to Original message

Advertisements [?]

Top

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators

Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.