Can we have a neon outline of male parts on the home page too?

NVMojo

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:12 AM
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Can we have a neon outline of male parts on the home page too?

Equal opportunity for subliminal sexual messages on DU!!!

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medeak

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:13 AM
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1. am grossed out enough! n/t

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mcctatas

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:14 AM
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2. god no...

I love men, but unless there is a body attatched to male parts they kinda just look comical;)

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niyad

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:17 AM
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4. like a map of the state of florida? it has always struck me as amusing

that the state with the highest number of impotence clinics per capita, looks like a flaccid phallus.

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mcctatas

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:21 AM
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9. pffffttt

:spray: :rofl:

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NVMojo

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:39 AM
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14. yeah, really!!! LOL!!!

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:55 AM
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18. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

C'mon, use your imagination to fill in that blank! It's the name of the game. :-)

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merh

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:14 AM
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3. that would be cool.

:thumbsup:

equal opportunity and all of that. :applause:

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HeeBGBz

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:17 AM
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5. I'd settle for Calvin pissing on Free Republic

eom

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 02:22 AM
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27. Poor Calvin has the most over-worked Kidneys in Toon Town.

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Elwood P Dowd

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:18 AM
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6. What about neon neocon male parts?

Are they too small for the home page?

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 02:27 AM
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28. I don't know about that. Remember the Cheney member photo?

It could have been all potatoes in that package, but it did look like he had a six-pound sack of nickels in his drawers.

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unpossibles

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:18 AM
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7. I think I must have missed something. n/t

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unpossibles

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:19 AM
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8. d'oh! never mind! I see it

not sure how I missed it. I think I've just gotten used to ignoring advertising on so many media or something.

Sure - few realize the comedic value of the penis. Put it up there

(so to speak...)

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Spinzonner

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:21 AM
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10. Do you really think that

anyone will recognize a Y chromosome ?

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NVMojo

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:24 AM
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11. OK! I'd settle for that Belgium peeing kid statute!!!

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tyedyeto

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:26 AM
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12. Tell it to MSNBC who is the sponsor of the ads n/t

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 02:29 AM
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29. Dear MSNBC,

More dick, please.

Regards, Kurovski

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asjr

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:36 AM
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13. LOL!

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EFerrari

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:41 AM
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15. I don't think they really get how creepy the whole thing is.

I mean, just when the babysitter thought it was safe to lock the front door. :(

There's gotta be a better way to do this.

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porphyrian

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:41 AM
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16. Flacid or erect? - n/t

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 02:11 AM
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24. In neon, you can have both.

Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down.

Just like a day in the life of Jeff Gannon's britches.

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 12:49 AM
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17. I'm all for it, but male breast'esses simply do not have the same effect.

And the vagina is the actual equivalent to the penis.

Breasts are secondary sex organs.

To me, a nice photo of Wes Clark is extremely suggestive. please keep adding them to your sig lines, folks. :-)

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incapsulated

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Tue Dec-13-05 01:17 AM
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20. Yes, I do requests!

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 01:32 AM
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21. Oh lordy, lord, lord, lord. It's a good thing I'm not the stalker type.

You really shouldn't be allowed to post such things where children can see them...but thanks! :hi:

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incapsulated

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Tue Dec-13-05 01:34 AM
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22. heh.

Any time. It's one of my faves. :hi:

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uppityperson

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Tue Dec-13-05 01:04 AM
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19. Gets my vote

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La_Fourmi_Rouge

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Tue Dec-13-05 01:47 AM
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23. I prefer les fleurs-de-lis.

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Kurovski

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Tue Dec-13-05 02:19 AM
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26. So, you're a Georgia O'Keefe fan?

Edited on Tue Dec-13-05 02:21 AM by Kurovski

Judy Chicago?

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Behind the Aegis

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Tue Dec-13-05 02:12 AM
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25. Why has that image so pissed be off?

I just don't get it.

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LostInAnomie

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Tue Dec-13-05 03:18 AM
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30. *Self Delete*

Edited on Tue Dec-13-05 03:19 AM by LostInAnomie

My post was in too bad of taste to leave up. Sorry.

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