President Bush Paints Self Into Corner (humor)

President Bush Paints Self Into Corner

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News Editor
Crawford, Texas, June 22, 2006

President George W. Bush recently suffered a harrowing experience at his ranch-like simulated country estate experience center in Crawford, Texas while redecorating the Glory Room, a large 42x58-foot space in the north wing of the main mansion dedicated to the display and preservation of President Bush's lone cheerleading trophy. While attempting to repaint the floor of the room in a tasteful American flag motif, the president inadvertently painted himself into one corner. President Bush was forced to spend the next 36 hours alone, frightened and helplessly huddled against the wall until the flag-painted floor had achieved a sufficient level of tackiness that he could walk over it.

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