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1. Sometimes people are interviewed when the person to fill the job has already been chosen.
Sometimes a decision is made to put a specific individual in a position before the position becomes open, or...if it's a new position...before the ink is dry on the job description.
In order to maintain the illusion of being "fair" in their hiring practices, management stages a cattle call in which any and all comers are invited in to do a little dance for their amusement. The decision has already been made, but the dancing keeps peace among the natives.
I was working as a temp while going to San Jose State at night to finish my degree. I interviewed at a temp job in which "Temp to Permanent" was the carrot dangled in front of me. Turns out that an INTERNAL candidate had already been interviewed for the job. My reaction was "So what you're looking for is me to come in and keep the position going until you promote this person?" The response was "yes." I turned it down, went back to my agency and they said "It sounds like YOU interviewed THEM." I said "you're right."
I've seen employers just slip somebody into a position without even advertising it. How can this be?
I've seen it too, and the lack of ethics is usually balanced by some H.R. sleight-of-hand in which the job description is changed to accommodate new responsibilities, as opposed to a new position being created. Ever watch Star Trek: The Next Generation? You know Picard's catch phrase, "Make it so?" Managers say that to H.R. employees hundreds of times a day. They take the dirty laundry down into the H.R. basement and say "I want all of these clean when I come back."
2. The main purpose of human resources is to keep the employer out of court. Would you agree?
Here's the single biggest mistake that ANY employee can make when dealing with H.R....write it down, e-mail this thread, whatever...I've seen people make this mistake many, many times.
The Human Resources Department EXISTS to feed the head of the beast, NOT the tail.
TOO MANY people have walked into H.R. offices and started spilling their guts, baring their soul, sharing their inner secrets...
Know what happens when you do that?
The H.R. employee walks in a straight line to your manager and repeats EVERY...WORD...YOU...SAID.
EVERY word.
Then they "strategize."
If you're a GOOD worker bee and you're reaching your target goals, and you're not expressing your frustrations to your fellow worker bees, and if making you happy will keep you productive, they MIGHT come up with a list of ways of making you happy.
If you're NOT a golden child, they start making a list of the people who can replace you in a heartbeat.
H.R. is NOT your friend. If you're the CEO, H.R. is your friend. Other than that, H.R. is NOT your friend. They will NEVER bite the hand that feeds them. They DO NOT think for themselves. They DO WHAT THEY ARE TOLD.
:patriot:
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