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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 10:39 AM
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Attn Freeptards: We've Got Santa, Rudolph and the Baby Jeebus
And we're not giving them back until one of you explains why there SHOULDN'T be a war on a holiday that combines the pagan winter solstice celebration, the incorrect birthdate of Jesus, a made-up, pseudo-religious fat man who slides down your chimney (paging Dr. Freud!), Druidic tree-worship, and a massive orgy of credit-driven spending on cheap crap from China. Speak up now--or we'll start sending parts of Baby Jeebus to your house in a jiffy-bag.
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 10:40 AM
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1. don't forget the Fundie's Favorite: aborted-fetus wrapping paper!
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 10:41 AM
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2. Please tell me Rudolph is dressed and on the spit!
I'm hungry. :evilgrin:
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 10:45 AM
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5. Reindeer barbecue--delicious! n/t
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 10:41 AM
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3. I never thought of the Freudian "down the chimney"
thing. Wow.

Never cared for Santa Claus anyway. Old coot.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 10:45 AM
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4. Coca Cola really permeated the culture, didn't it?
Wouldn't surprise me if the guy who came up with the fat man in a red suit had wayy too much cocaine cola . . . it was a key ingredient in the early days, you know . . .
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Lindsay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 10:46 AM
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6. I reserve the liberal right
to worship trees decorated with sparkly things!
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wellst0nev0ter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 11:16 AM
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7. And Tell Us How A Christian Saint
Has transmogrified into a fat pagan elf?
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-13-05 11:20 AM
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8. Yeah, Christians, can't you come up with your own traditions?
Stop stealing from the Pagans.
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