fuckchristmas.org

hilarious.

http://www.fuckchristmas.org

I kind of think he would have enjoyed this piece.

Fuck Christmas

Don't despair,
just because it's Christmas.
Children, they're
all so gay at Christmas.

All the children on the street
hope they get something good to eat.

But for me it's not so great.

Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
-- Fear, "Fuck Christmas", 1982

Not to hijack the thread, but it's a shame Lee Ving never learned there's a difference between being a 'punk' and being an 'asshole'. He has a very distinctive voice -- great for the genre.

What is it, thirty seconds long?

One helluva rant.



Keith’s Barbeque Central

LOL!

truth to power.

despite the language....have a four year old and the only time I cuss is alone with my husband (you gotta be fucking kidding me!) or here....

Speaking of Jew-hating, Pat Buchanan.........

Get some goddamn perspective, you little prick. When they start hunting Christians in the streets, it’ll be time to start yelling “Hate crime.” And no, it won’t count when they start chasing you with the torches. That’ll be called “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.”

That's an all time classic there! Great read!

We’re not going to hell, assholes, we’re fucking in hell. We live with you.

I bow before his greatness.
fsc

By definition, hell wouldn't be hell without them and it certainly wouldn't be heaven with them.

We’re not going to hell, assholes, we’re fucking in hell. We live with you.

I will use that the rest of my life.

and I throw a few FU's around myself

but the thing was so overburdened with them they didn't count anymore.

Never overuse a good nasty word. It's a terrible waste. The key is simplicity. It's like salting the soup too much.

mere insults.

once told me that silence was more important in a musical composition than the actual notes.

I think a good rant needs to remember that.

compositions as well. "Space" helps define form while "grey" or "neutral" values surrounding a spot of color helps it stand out and appear more vivid by contrast.

I'll try to remember all this next time I get all worked about something and have to rant--but, then, I'll probably be too all consumed to remember.

:hi:

Sometimes LOUD LOUD LOUD is good good good.

Some compositions highlight the silence that follows.

I thoroughly enjoyed this rant.

as the sound. Take it from me, as an organist/harpsichordist. The silence between the notes is important.

The rant was great, but a few too many F-s. Fundies are clueless when it comes to church/real history.

Just finished re-reading Hyam Maccoby's The Mythmaker. Birth of Jesus probably in the fall, not midwinter. ME is desert, and really cold in winter. I have seen snow in Tehran (elevation 5,000'+) when I lived there.

Happy (your favorite winter holiday).

He/she brings up good points in between beautiful rants. I've bookmarked it and will spread its "holiday cheer". :headbang:

:applause: :rofl:

That was the best "War On Christmas" rant I've seen yet. :toast:

This is one of the main reasons I am Agnostic. :kick: Thanks for the Rant.:applause:

:rofl:

So thanks for the idea... I had previously been planning on placing a bunch of neon signs everywhere - '$$$' and 'GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS' and 'LOOSE SLOTS' and whatnot, all flashing.

There are some fucking gaudy 'Christmas' lawn decorations around here. It would be funny if it wasn't so hideous.

maybe some of those red chili pepper kind? placed inside miniture Stonehenge...?

Friends, start a new seasonal decorting fad: truly tacky lighting!

Eom.

I love that. :D

F-Christmas!!! F-Christmas!!!

Best rant of the year, IMO.

I've looked everywhere for bio that includes his education.

Nominated!

I wonder if they're going to make a t-shirt variation of this rant soon? I'd buy it.

I visualize Foamy delivering that blistering profanity-laced screed. While drinking a cold one.

Now that is AWESOME! I had some minor disagreements with his FUCKTHESOUTH.COM (being FROM the South TENDS TO DO THAT!) but I still get yer point there partner. I mean, thank GODS there's no racist hicks OUTSIDE of the South! :sarcasm:
Anyways, FuckChristmas.org IS A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lu

This is from the site. Hilarious.


How fucked up is Bill O’Reilly? Pretty fucked up. Everyone got so crazyfaced about him confusing a sponge and a Middle Eastern snackcake (pretty fucking funny, mind you), that they missed the scary bit: what he meant to say. Old Bill wanted to get all funky on his intern like this: (you’ll excuse my foul language, I’m quoting an award-winning newscaster here) “I’d take the other hand with the thing and put it on your pussy.”

loofah (lū’fə) noun. A natural exfoliating sponge.

exfoliate (ĕks-fō’lē-āt’) verb. To remove (a layer of bark or skin, for example) in flakes or scales; peel.

That’s right. Bill O’Rielly, fount of morals, is super familiar with the female anatomy. So much so, that he knows how good it feels to have one’s pussy exfoliated. We’re talking h – o – t, Hot. That’s exactly who I’m going to for my life lessons.

Best thing I've read in days. :thumbsup:

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Thanks to your sig line.

-Cindy in Fort Lauderdale

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The writer is spot on about how Christmas was stolen from pagan rituals. But the Faux News idiots couldn't handle the truth. Their heads would blow up. Fuck John Gibson, Bill O'Reilly, and Pat Buchanan too!!

Sonia

freezing there asses of. I dont think it snows in the desert of Bethlehem. But other than that, very annnnngry, but very true.

How cute.

Those are exactly the kind of thoughts I have every day I read about this Faux "news" horseshit Christmas crap. A great summary of this latest debacle.

great read, a little harsh language but excellent point.

Decorate YOUR FITZMAS TREE - an Interactive Animation, my Best Yet!

MERRY FITZMAS! I wanted a Damn Fitzmas Tree ever since I heard the term invented RIGHT HERE, and NOW by god I have one, and you can too..

I have labored long and hard on this Interactive Animation (Flash - you may need the most recent flash plugin on your system - at least 6 I think, here's the Macromedia link for player/plugins: http://www.macromedia.com/downloads/#players ) - WHERE YOU can actually DECORATE YOUR OWN FITZMAS TREE, by dragging and dropping Ornaments and dropping them on the FITZMAS TREE - if an Ornament sticks to your "hand" it may be because of the slimy people encased within, just give it another mouse click on the tree to shake it off

There are two Flashes that interact with each other - one is the Fitzmas Tree itself, with a box FULL of decorations, the decorations being the Subjects of Indictments, Investigations, etc - something your Right Wing brother-in-law might be interested in knowing, lots of fun facts

If you click (click all over the page, lots of surprises on it) on the TITLE's of the Flashes you can go between the Tree itself, and another Flash that will load up with all the Decorations and an explanation of WHO they are, and WHAT they did.. for folks that don't know much about the Plame Outing they can get educated on the Ornaments and then click on back to the Tree and Decorate the Hell out of it

Here's two links, the first goes to the Fitzmas Tree itself, but like I said, you can click to the other Flash for more info, or a pal can get more info and Trim the Tree after.. Try this one First:

http://www.tbtmradio.com/flash/merryfitzmas.swf

or you can check out the Ornaments (but maybe miss some surprises where the Presents are) at This Link:

http://www.tbtmradio.com/flash/merryfitzmasornaments.swf

In case you're wondering what that building is in the background, it's the HAGUE, I thought it rather appropriate - and the guys in ORANGE, well, I think you'll recognize them

So ENJOY if you will, and do me a favor, keep this KICKED Please - a labor of love, but no sleep for about Three days either.. Pass it around to anyone you think might be interested, but Please also come back here and Let me Know what YOU think of this work, I scrambled brains doing this

And don't forget to open the presents under the FITZMAS TREE, I wrapped them special just for YOU..

Sheesh, he doesn't hold anything back, does he.

LMFAO

Thank you so much for this link. Spot on.

:applause:

As Someone who celebrates Christmas and believes in God Let me just say how offended I am...That I find that rant so funny :)

Couldn't have said it better:rofl: