Rep Dingell on Countdown

did you guys see him reading that poem?

With some satire thrown in by Keith.

:rofl:

http://www.house.gov/dingell/documents/press_releases/109th_Congress/12-14-05_2.htm

Funny!

Rep. John Dingell (D-MI): "Madam Speaker, I have a little poem.

'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House,
no bills were passed `bout which Fox News could grouse.
Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,
so vacations in St. Barts soon should be near.

Katrina kids were all nestled snug in motel beds,
while visions of school and home danced in their heads.
In Iraq, our soldiers need supplies and a plan,
and nuclear weapons are being built in Iran.

Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell.
Americans feared we were in a fast track to ..... well.
Wait, we need a distraction, something divisive and wily,
a fabrication straight from the mouth of O'Reilly.

We will pretend Christmas is under attack,
hold a vote to save it, then pat ourselves on the back.
Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger,
Wake up Congress, they're in no danger.

This time of year, we see Christmas everywhere we go,
From churches to homes to schools and, yes, even Costco.
What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy
when this is the season to unite us with joy.

At Christmastime, we're taught to unite.
We don't need a made-up reason to fight.
So on O'Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter and those right-wing blogs.
You should sit back and relax, have a few egg nogs.

'Tis the holiday season; enjoy it a pinch.
With all our real problems, do we really need another Grinch?
So to my friends and my colleagues, I say with delight,
a Merry Christmas to all, and to Bill O'Reilly, happy holidays.
Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas."

http://www.njdc.org/issues/detail.php?id=491&iss=2

:loveya:

Very cool! :)

slamming Fox :D

The poem is sick but the whole subject makes my blood boil.

I'll bet Baby Jesus is flipping over in his little manger right now.

read this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=5607976&mesg_id=5608971

Oh, and Poetry is So Cool.

!!!!!!

:hi: