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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:18 PM
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Christmas is a liberal holiday! Jesus was a liberal!
Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 11:00 PM by lonestarnot
He came here he shared bread and fish and life. He gave people something the repukes want to take from us. He mingled with the lowly (nuts, sluts, ho's and left us with love your brother and take care of the earth. He would have approved of the Kyoto treaty. He wouldn't have suggested cheating people of their eye teeth and put them in positions where they have to sell their meds or not be warm or not eat. So sorry repukes, I'm reclaiming Christmas for us libs! Merry Christmas to all and to all a new year that exposes all the underhandedness of all you liberty thieving freaks! And I say that is a war worth fighting! And for all you atheists, well wanna share a fish? And happy Hanukkah to all my Jewish brothers and sisters. For all you Islamic and Hindu people, Native Americans peace to you! African American people happy Kwanzaa. I love you too! Gays people, lesbian people, With you I will share my bread. Mother Earth-er's, winter solstice celebrators, happy winter solstice. Damn, I almost forgot those Quakers. They're on the list you know. Scarey people, better not leave them out! No war on nutt'n here but repukes who have sold us all to China and are in the process of creating slave labor with a powerful privatized military. War on you!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:19 PM
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1. Well, can I just say
AMEN! :D
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:20 PM
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2. Alrightie then!
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:22 PM
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4. :^D
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Erika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:29 PM
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6. And I'll second it
Edited on Thu Dec-15-05 10:29 PM by Erika
The right wingers idea of Christ's meaning is having His trumped-up birthdate a slogan for retail spending. Sick puppies indeed.
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:21 PM
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3. Yes It Is...
and we are taking it back. Regardless of religious or non-religious view.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:23 PM
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5. Takin' it back, naugh. I never let them steal it from me! But I'm not
shopping either!
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:33 PM
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7. Shopping Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
Wasn't supposed, anyway.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:45 PM
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8. Well the tradition is that the wise men brought baby Jesus frankenwhatever
can't spell it, incense and mir (don't know if I spelled the last one right either) Guess a person could pick some fruit off their tree and fill a basket, bake some cookies, but still have to shop for the ingredients. I usually buy gifts for people at Christmas because I like to share. But will share other things this year except for Mom and my boy (he's still expects crap).
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 11:17 PM
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11. Then there's Saint Nicholas
who gave the three maidens their dowries.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:29 AM
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12. And gold too I think? Guess I better look it up.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:54 PM
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9. Today the repukes would call him a dirty hippy looking for handouts..
nt
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-15-05 10:59 PM
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10. He'd be on the list for sure!
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 09:38 AM
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13. Worse. He was a radical socialist who attacked the establishment.
And, was punished for his "sins".
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-16-05 01:03 PM
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14. I agree, but
Actually, I don't think Jesus would've wanted to be associated with any political party. Still, he definitely wouldn't be running around killing everyone who disagreed with him, screwing the poor, and devoting his entire life to persecuting gays.
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