Has An Anti-war Campaign Ever Been So Mainstream?
The Current Vogue Is Disconcerting, Like Following An Obscure Band That Suddenly Has A Hit Single
by Mark Steel December 16, 2005
The Independent
http://www.zmag.org/content/showarticle.cfm?SectionID=51&ItemID=9333Now even Doctor Who has come out against the war in Iraq. It turns out the Christmas edition contains a thinly veiled anti-war message. And this follows the recent release of an anti-war album by Burt Bacharach, which could create the most relaxed anti-war movement there’s ever been.
Campaigners won over by Burt will issue a petition declaring: "We the undersigned object to the occupation of Iraq as immoral, illegal and much too loud."
Has an anti-war campaign ever been so mainstream? It wouldn’t be surprising if Roger Whittaker released an album called Whistle Against the War, including a whistled version of "All Along the Watch Tower" with guest star Des O’Connor. Or if the Mike Sammes Singers reformed to sing harmonised extracts from Robin Cook’s cabinet resignation speech, in a one-off "Sing Something Simple".
>>>>Agents of celebrities will drop their practice of insisting their clients will only answer anodyne questions on chat shows, and insist they’re asked about the Middle East. So Westlife will appear on Saturday morning kid’s TV, and when asked "What’s your favourite way of relaxing", they’ll say: "Forcing the withdrawal of a warmongering misadventure, and then laying in a Jacuzzi." Then they’ll announce they’re all going on the next anti-war march, as long as they’re allowed to mime the chants while someone else shouts them.
Alan Titchmarsh will host an edition of Ground Force from Fallujah - "Oo my goodness, this is quite a state isn’t it. Well never mind, we’ve got three days to get everything shipshape and let’s hope those bloomin’ Americans keep themselves to themselves from now on. Now, let’s start by covering this rubble with some trellis."
Just a little light humor. Very droll.