This Week in Anagrams: December 16 Edition (funny!)

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This Week in Anagrams

This week, the environment seemed to be going down the tubes in a most grizzly... I mean grisly... way. Reports came in of polar bears drowning spurred the question: is this related to climate change? Anagrams reveal the answer. Truth is, even raindrops warn globe that there's a problem. But since we don't even listen to our own weather, perhaps destroying cute white animals would be a better hint that the world's near pro "bang." No, seriously, it's definitely a professional job this time.

In entertainment news, the movie Brokeback Mountain is raising a few eyebrows. And stuffing at least a few wallets. Said director Ang Lee while shooting off pistols like Yosemite Sam, "I net $30m. Bank, buckaroo!" Less well known, however, is the similarities between this film and its rival for the top spot, "Memoirs of a Geisha." After all, in old Japanese, "kabuki" meant "bronco." But nothing less than a double feature will fill the need for this bareback kimono nut.

A Newsweek cover this week portrayed Bush in a bubble. Now, Hannity has said there's nothing to the claim, as he said on his show (Sean: Lib hubbub!). But Anagrams go inside to see whether this is a bible snub hub or what.

...What?! Lesbian hubbub? Who saw THAT one coming?


Speaking of media personalities, Bob Novak recently fingered the president as the one to ask about his source in the Plamegate affair. "Bug the President," he said. But was Bob being cryptic? Anagrams think so. He may have been declaring that if the media would "get Bush, I'd repent!" But there are two other suspects in the case. Anagrams reveal:
1. Hugest inbred pet. Barney the dog could have squealed.
2. Hint: bed. "Gee!" :spurt: Hey, the anagrams don't lie, Mr. Gannon...!
In any case, in response to the statement, Repubs tightened their security and hid from the press.

As I was writing this, the Senate saw Patriot Act cloture defeated. That can be considered a deflected route to tyranny, for although a cad touted feeler provisions, the legislation raised questions of privacy. Hooray for a liberal celebration. Would I be too glib if I were to suggest, however jokingly, that the next party be a "Dead Coulter" fete? Yeah, I think so.

But Anagrams was blown out of the water this morning by an article on domestic spying. No wonder the Patriot Act has raised questions about abuse of power. However, in an exclusive story, Anagrams has discovered an NSA list of interesting findings from the wiretaps. Here is what the US is spying on:

Coeds mistyping (is that hot or something?)
Cindy smote pigs (Sheehan is eating bacon. Film at 11.)
Typing "Sims" code (so that's how you get them to woo-hoo!)
Demonic pigs' sty (Oink, serve your master, oink!)
Spicy denim togs (The Religious Right is outraged at you harlots)
Systemic doping... now wait just a goldurn minute here! Who turned the cameras on the government!?

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