Do you like flying monkeys? Looking for a date?

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I'm a woman who knows how to have a good time. Bring a bag of butterflies and a couple of bottles of mescal and we'll spend the evening doing shots and tearing wings off the little pretties. If you're lucky, I'll put on one of my gymnast costumes and do a side split in the tuck position. Then let you reset my bones.

I keep myself in excellent shape with daily baths in virgins' blood and by hurling invective for political gain. Although I've been washed in the blood of Jesus, I've sublet my soul to Tom DeLay. It was a deal I couldn't pass up--the opportunities for graft are limitless. It's the kind of connection that allows me to be very generous to my lovers, or at least it will allow me to be so if I can find a man with bad eyesight and a very limited gag reflex.

For a good time,
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Too funny not to share. :)

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No wonder I laughed so hard



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