A Christmas Poem.

Dear Bill,
And all you other bunch of Faux news sleaze,
If you mind, I'm liberal,
And I love my Christmas tree.

You say that we're all haters,
That we won't spend a dime,
Well, look at your own face, Bill,
We've known Christmas all the time.

There's no 'War On Christmas',
Or any of that crap,
You're a delusional prima donna,
Who doesn't sing his own rap.

So as your drinking down your wine,
That frosty Christmas night,
Remember all those kids,
Who got nothing. That's right.

Christmas just ain't about gifts,
Or, your favorite, egg-nog flavored rum,
It's about peace on earth, goodwill to all,
And lots and lots and lots of family fun.

There's no war on Christmas,
Face it, it's just not there,
But you didn't think, Bill,
You never gave a care.

Happy Holidays is really a delightful phrase,
You know that there are other days of joy around our own,
It's amazing, isn't it?
So don't scream and whine and moan.

My best friend's Jewish,
He really loves this time,
I say 'Happy Holidays' to him,
And no one really minds.

Us smart folks won't spend a dime,
On you phony holiday stuff,
We love our families,
And our families are enough.

So next time you walk in the door,
At your local shopping store,
If the lady says 'Happy Holidays',
Don't die, cleaning is such a chore.

If I want Happy Holidays, I'll say it,
If you please,
I'm a liberal, Bill,
And I love my Christmas Tree.



by me.




ahem. Had to get that out of the way.



F---- YOU, BILL!!!!

Have a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

It cries out to be recorded.

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you are very talented, Mini! :pals:

Thanks, y'all!

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No one appreciates my cheer.