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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:47 PM
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It's almost 12:00am. Any bets on tomorrows Clark bashing thread topic?
I wonder if the story about him bludgeoning seals while commander in Panama has gotten around yet???
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WillyBrandt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:50 PM
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1. He wears fine robes made from
dragon scales and unicorn fur. I hear he also worships before a platinum idol of Spirrow Agnew.

What?! Don't tell me to shut up. PROVE THAT HE DOES NOT! You Clarkies can't argue like rational people!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:52 PM
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3. ROFLAO
Edited on Mon Oct-20-03 10:55 PM by Bleachers7
That's classic. :+
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annxburns Donating Member (948 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:50 PM
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2. Clark causes environmental catastrophe while clubbing baby seals?
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Langis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:53 PM
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4. Clark used to eat babies! Now says it all a rebuplican spin.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:55 PM
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5. Clark As Anti-Christ Is Kinda Hard To Beat
Should I laugh or cry?
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LalahLand Donating Member (131 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:55 PM
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6. I still am trying to figure out how a middle aged, well educated man
Edited on Mon Oct-20-03 10:56 PM by LalahLand
did not know his political leanings until a few weeks ago. I'm 23 years old, haven't travelled that much, but I know pretty darned well where I stand on the political spectrum. You won't find me saying "oops I was wrong" to a Republican audience 5 years from now. I just don't get it!!
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:58 PM
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8. Apparently,
there are quite a few independents in America.
Clark has been a 'liberal' for a while, just not a true 'Democrat'. Its not like his positions on issues (or at least a lot of them) just popped out of nowhere!
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:58 PM
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9. Hey, don't ruin the fun :)
He was not allowed to be political 5 years ago. He spoke at a republican dinner, then he spoke at a democratic one in Iowa. He spoke to both sides. Both sides recruited him. We got him. Why can't we have a strong former military leader? What's wrong with us. We built that military and used it succesfully over and over and over. It has been the republicans that have mistreated the military. They just blur it with cash.
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WillyBrandt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:59 PM
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10. From one 23 year old to another
You know not whereof you speak. Clark voted for Democratic candidates for president the last three elections, and both his donations and campaigning efforts since leaving the military have gone to Democrats.
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LalahLand Donating Member (131 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:02 PM
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14. But he praised Bush and Co (a bunch of lying, thug murderers)
just last year. Forgive me if I don't take something like that lightly.
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SeveneightyWhoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:57 PM
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7. If you've read the site in my sig..
..you'll know that Clark once ate at Taco Bell.
Unbelievably enough, I'm hearing things about Clark eating there AGAIN--with his wife! How can this man be a Democrat?

Clark = ROVE PUPPET!!!
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WillyBrandt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 10:59 PM
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11. In the future every restaurant will be Taco Bell
You watch
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Clark Can WIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:06 PM
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19. Oh my god.........................
He ate with his wife????????? Is this just a wild rumor or do you have proof???? Candidates......... eating with their wives. What's it all coming to? Shocking.
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:00 PM
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12. Clark sucks as a candidate because so many of his supporters are whiners.
;-)
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:02 PM
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15. Let me post the Dean sealed his records thread and we will need pacifiers
for all the Deaniacs...
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:05 PM
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17. Followed quickly by the Clark praised ShrubCo thread (mp3 included)
mp3

Repeat ad infinitum while Rove wets himself with laughter...
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:09 PM
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22. And then Dean's "Enviromental Record is toxic." By someone tied to the
Sierra Club.
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Clark Can WIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:03 PM
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16. of course we've never seen you complain about anything
:eyes:

Do you have a goddamn sense of humor? We were having some fun.

Shoo........ shoo now, go back to your cookies and milk.
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:07 PM
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21. Wonk Gave Us A Wink
Don't be all harsh on Wonk....

Did you say something about cookies and milk???

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, cookies and milk..........
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RandomUser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:12 PM
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24. He said he's outlaw cookies and milk
Honest, one of voices in my head told me so. Clark's going to create a totalitarian police state just so he can ban cookies and milk. We have to stop him before it's too late. Hurry, my fellow DU'ers -- to the batmobile! :)
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:05 PM
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18. now they're doing it preemptively
can't wait for the offense to occur, must label it as persecution ahead of time.
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:07 PM
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20. Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winnah!
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Clark Can WIN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:01 PM
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13. Clark hires decendants of Ghengis Kahn to head up
the ultimate military industrial complex Washington only campaign. Secret Kahn police will be dispached to employ Darth Vader mind control upon innocent primary and caucus attenders throughout the nation.

Grassroots supporters will all be revealed as aliens from the planet Snardoogle. We are not real, after all.
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TSIAS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-20-03 11:11 PM
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23. Locking
4. If you wish to start a vanity thread (ie: a discussion thread in which the sole purpose is to share your personal opinion) you must state your opinion in a non-inflammatory manner which respects differences in opinion and facilitates actual discussion.
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